Hotel is many things…

posted on 31 May 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

stinking-thing-are-hotel

Photo courtesy of Rachel McLennan.
Found in a Vietnam hotel.

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No artificial minerals.

posted on 30 May 2015 in Bags/Packaging

organic-sand

Gluten free quartz

Photo courtesy of Tian Tang.
Sand from Korea. 

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Get inside me…let the adventure begin.

posted on 29 May 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

monorail-asks-understanding

Photo courtesy of Even Stangebye.
Found at Lotte World in Seoul, Korea.

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Mmm commercial flavor just like Mom’s!

posted on 28 May 2015 in Bags/Packaging, Instructions

pickled-begetable-bag
This tastes good…I want to soak it.

Photo courtesy of Jay Kelly.
Found in Japan. 

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It’s there when you need it

posted on 27 May 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

life-jacket-under-the-sea

You’ll find it when you get down there.

Photo courtesy of Raymond Magalong.
Found in Subic, Philippines. 

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Dios Shoes

posted on 26 May 2015 in Bags/Packaging

dios-shoes

Photo courtesy of Kimberly Blodgett.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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Basting is the key

posted on 25 May 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

roasted-crispy-children

It takes a village to cook a child.

Photo courtesy of Emily Wilcox.
Menu found in Hong Kong. 

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I recommend going left

posted on 23 May 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Brian.
Found in Hong Kong hotel. 

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They’re lucky they get water.

posted on 22 May 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries

Ma’am, this is not a tub.

Photo courtesy of Shiro Ando.
Found at resort in Myanmar. 

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Can I get the Lipitor dressing on the side?

posted on 21 May 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Oh good, they have the Kung Pao Prozac!

Photo courtesy of Megan Liu.
Found in China.  

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