Basting is the key

posted on 25 May 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

roasted-crispy-children

It takes a village to cook a child.

Photo courtesy of Emily Wilcox.
Menu found in Hong Kong. 

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  1. Lora | 8:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s one way to cope with pre-adolescents.

  2. Sparky | 8:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Q: How do you like Children?

    A: Well done.

  3. algernon | 10:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Are the children crispy before or after the spotted garoupa

  4. algernon | 10:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Tastes like chicken.

  5. J-Luke | 10:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Sweety, even though you’ve been bad for all this time we’ll take you to a restaurant where they have a special child’s menu…

  6. timmy | 11:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We goin to KFC !
    (krispy fu&^%’n children)

  7. timmy | 11:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Ok, I’ll try it, as long as it’s free range and non GMO.

  8. Droll not Troll | 12:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s why they’re called small fry.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmmm … Children on the corn!

  10. Droll not Troll | 12:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Better call the vice squad, someone’s stuffing kids!

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    – Mommy! I spotted Grandpa!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    – Darling? What are children and chicken doing in the kitchen?
    – Barking!

  13. Big Fat Cat | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    kid: Mom, can I play with Johnny?
    mom: Sure, you can play with your meal.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    – And now, dear boils and grills …

  15. Peter | 11:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Effective, tasty way of ridding those noisy, annoying little morons ^_^

  16. WildaBeast | 12:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The Chinese failed to realize that “A Modest Proposal” was satire.

  17. Marum | 12:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I like to garoupa da ladies.

  18. Marum | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Woody Allen’s latest movie.

    HEY HONEY I R—TED THE KIDS.

  19. Marum | 1:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I, W.C. Fields approve of this menu.

  20. Lora | 1:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Kids these days expect everything to be handed to them on a silver platter. So let’s hand the kids on a silver platter instead! Muhahaha!

  21. tadchem | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This is our Children’s Menu.

  22. Long Tom | 8:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I remember a “The Far Side” cartoon where two angry parents tell an embarrassed witch, “We hired you to watch our children and you cooked and ate them BOTH?”

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