Coffee Life

posted on 14 May 2015 in Chinglish, Containers

Do we need to call in a linguist?

Photo courtesy of VM.
Mug cup found in China. 

33 captions

  1. algernon | 4:07 am |

    So whats that you’re doing with your bum

  2. algernon | 4:07 am |

    Make mine tea

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    This is the result of to many Irish coffees.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:19 am |

    starbuck is selling wicked coffee now

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    Dip your wick in your own coffee! I’ll take ordinary cream in mine, not cream of sum yung gai!

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:24 am |

    Too onjt :lir for me

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:27 am |

    If love coffee, wick your coffee life

  8. jjhitt | 4:39 am |

    Yet another reason to not try Kopi Luwak.

  9. jjhitt | 4:52 am |

    “We’ve secretly replaced their regular Folgers Crystals with a powerful animal tranquilizer, let’s see if they notice…”

  10. coffeebot | 5:29 am |

    Bimewick? No, just cream, please.

  11. J-Luke | 6:03 am |

    Looks like someone dictated that text while drinking coffee that was too hot…

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:27 am |

    Coffee machine must be out of control

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:31 am |

    if ( COFFEE ) {
    // Execute these translations if TRUE
    }
    else {
    // Execute other translations if FALSE
    }
    :lir

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:58 am |

    – Did you like our coffee, :lir?
    – Onjt!

  15. wick-ed coffee | 7:28 am |

    Are they trying to emulate the sound of the espresso machine?

  16. TS | 7:31 am |

    too much Bailey’s in this coffee, call for a cunning linguist!

  17. jjhitt | 7:41 am |

    “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu Espresso Latte fhtagn!”

    (Wildly obscure reference from ‘The Voicemail of Cthulhu’)

  18. iLock | 7:41 am |

    Nothing like a bit of bime juice in your coffee.

  19. Breh... | 8:21 am |

    Love coffee if coffee is love.

  20. Classic Steve | 9:12 am |

    I can’t tell whether the writer had too much coffee or too little.

  21. Biff the Understudy | 9:32 am |

    @jjhitt: translates to “in his house in R’lyeh dead Cthulhu paces around with the jitters?”

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:43 am |

    Coffee is made at beer!

  23. Breh... | 10:01 am |

    @Seventy No beer is made at coffee… Gosh get your facts straight!

  24. Marum | 3:36 pm |

    Yes sir! I too am a very cunning linguist.

  25. Marum | 3:37 pm |

    I am a Wicki. Get your parts out of my coffee.

  26. Marum | 3:40 pm |

    Or. I will put the ancient chinese curse on you.

  27. Filboid | 3:43 pm |

    If rove esplesso, crap your hands!

  28. RT | 7:01 pm |

    “jim never has a second cup of coffee at home”

  29. tankero | 12:25 am |

    There was a man from Too onjt :lir
    Who love coffee like if
    When asked “Love my life”
    He replied “Coffee life
    your coffee limewick.”

  30. Marum | 10:12 am |

    @jjhitt. When Cthulhu switches to decaf, the end of the world is nigh.

  31. Marum | 10:16 am |

    There once was a man names Lear,
    Who held a Chinese restaurant most dear,
    When the waitress named Lee,
    Said; Yu fer coffee,
    He roared; No! I like it here.

  32. Tom41 | 11:47 pm |

    This coffee made the writer have a seizure on the keyboard…

  33. Airrider | 4:58 pm |

    I didn’t choose the coffee life, the coffee life chose me.

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