Hotel is many things…

A putrid hotel and I thought it was the animals

turn off all the light, including the sun.

So that’s why it costs an arm an a leg here; they need arms…

No skunks allowed…

How do you dose a window

I DOS on the Windows.

Motel 6, we’ll leave the stinking thing on for you.

Should I dose the windows with a pane reliever?

Check carefully. That brown thing on your pillow may not be a chocolate.

So Tomorrowland is also hotel?

♪ ♫
Snot drops from noses and puddles from kittens
Dandruff that settles and stains from folks spittin’
Pets, fires, arms, explosives all tied up with string,
The hotel’s made from these and lots more stinking things.
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Dose the window, turn the light off,
And the water, too
Remember to inform the receptionist
And then we’ll be thanking you. ♪ ♫

We love them all.

Don’t take any with you.

P1. Did you fart?

P2. Of course. Do you think I smell like this normally?

This hotel is so stinking much fun.

Yu no pay bill. We arrange it to rain dog-turds upon yu.

Receptionist! I think there might be something illegal going on in my hotel room…

Will you be checking out tomorrow?

Explosive Inn

10. Everything else is NOT the hotel.

If you leave anything behind, we will put them in your car Truong.

after reading #8, i’m confused;

what is this, Michael Bay Presents Motel 6?

Stick to defined paths. The rest of the area is still mined.

Explosives? We don,t need no stinking explosives!

Droll Not Troll, what do you do in your spare time? lol

@TS. While we are on the Sound of Mucous theme.
♫Claymore Mine, Claymore Mine,
Bless my homeland forever,
Explosive device may you hide and blow,
Hide and blow forever.

Claymore Mine, Claymore Mine.
Bless my homeland forever♪

Fires and explosives make this hotel not just disgusting, but dangerous.

– Hello, thing? The windows exploder in my room is over-dosed!

My name is Hotel; for we are many.

@TS: What is this spare time of which you speak? If I had more time I’d just do more things. 😉

Is this hotel in the part of Vietnam that was invaded by the Chinese in 1979?

@Long Tom. No it is in the area invaded by the Indo Aryan tribes, in 1500 – 2000 BC.

Help! Receptionist! My window took an overdose before departing!