It’s there when you need it

posted on 27 May 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

life-jacket-under-the-sea

You’ll find it when you get down there.

Photo courtesy of Raymond Magalong.
Found in Subic, Philippines. 

40 captions

  1. Tong | 4:09 am |

    I am trying, but I can’t reach it!!!

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    There’s something fishy about this…..

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    It’s life jacket, but not where we know it.

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:12 am |

    You mean the life jackets don’t float?

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    To inflate life jacket, pull my finger. 😛

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:16 am |

    I don’t recall seeing floatation devices in “Little Mermaid”

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |

    Global warming is worse than we thought!

  8. WorrierPrincess | 4:22 am |

    Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter.

  9. WorrierPrincess | 4:23 am |

    Edit:
    DROWNING is better, down where it’s wetter.

  10. Tong | 4:32 am |

    Once you find the life jacket, remember ascend slowly – See Scuba diving instructions for details.

  11. Ben | 4:46 am |

    They could shorten that to “life jacket defective”.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |

    Passengers’ pee is under the seat.

  13. Frank Burns | 5:07 am |

    Here’s an anchor to help you find it.

  14. algernon | 5:15 am |

    Must be a submarine

  15. algernon | 5:16 am |

    It’s a sea plane

  16. jjhitt | 5:19 am |

    (UL) Approved by Underwater Laboratories.

  17. tadchem | 5:35 am |

    That’s what I get for flying AirAsia.

  18. coffeebot | 5:40 am |

    It’s not the water landing that’s scary: it’s looking for the life jacket.

  19. Big Fat Cat | 6:28 am |

    When you pick up the the life jacket, Sebastian the crab will perform his famous “Under the sea” song for you

  20. jjhitt | 6:45 am |

    Last time I make travel plans using Ebay.

  21. Marum | 8:35 am |

    ♫Would you like to be under the sea in an octopus’s garden with me? ♫

    (The Beatles)

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:40 am |

    Death jacket?

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:40 am |

    It drowned!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:49 am |

    You’ll never sea it again …

  25. Marum | 9:17 am |

    I Davy Jones, keep them in my locker.

  26. Rick Garrett | 10:49 am |

    Well, I’m just dying to put it on.

  27. Marum | 1:55 pm |

    @Tong. Navy Dive Tables, have been tattooed on the back of the head of the passenger in front of you.

  28. Lora | 2:16 pm |

    ” That’s your answer to everything, to go under the sea. It’s not gonna happen!”
    “Not with that attitude.”

    -The Simpsons

  29. Marum | 2:38 pm |

    That’s not surprising. The two pilots were seen kissing each other between the hangars.

  30. RT | 3:04 pm |

    so you need an oxygen tank to dive down long enough to find the life jacket that will save you from drowning.

    makes sense.

  31. Salome | 4:43 pm |

    We keep all our life jackets in the locker. The one with ‘D Jones’ on it.

  32. Mr. Wrong | 5:14 pm |

    Flipper can find it for you, because he lives in a world full of wonder,
    flying there under, under the sea!

  33. Eggrish | 11:19 pm |

    T is under the white-out.

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:16 am |

    As in ‘20,000 Leagues Under the Seat’

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:27 am |

    CAUTION: Use only if the water is not deep enough

  36. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:40 am |

    1. Fall carefully into water
    2. Take the child

  37. Peter | 2:41 pm |

    Carefully fall into the sea and swim for your lives!

  38. Janes | 12:03 am |

    It sounds like go to hell

  39. spareocean | 4:57 pm |

    Hey, where’s the fun in always keeping it under the seat?

  40. LRach | 3:19 pm |

    Who lives in a life jacket under the sea……..

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