Not in the nether regions

That’s really gonna cramp my style.

It’s a good thing I stopped using my dictaphone, then.

This sign is meant for all you cunning linguists. 😛

Funny place for a phone

A breakfast of champions maybe

Not much different from eating and phone talking in the private area, really.

They’re trying to prevent yeast infections and STD.

“Hello Muffin.”

Please don’t taint the neighbourhood.

Go to a restaurant if you want to eat out.

But if you do it, turn on the vibration mode

– Mommy? Why did you call the police?

Can’t wait for the iCrotch 7 to come out.

– But Officer, I swear I used a pubic phone!

Ah shoot, I just wanted to eat a wiener.

Also called ‘Area 69’

and no hair cutting in public area too!

Do not use your pubic “cello phone” here.

Unless it is a private conversation.

I just got back from the pubic library, it was a hairy experience!

To eat or use the phone, please use the privae area. Thanks, Manageent

Hold on, I cunt hear you…

@Droll not Troll: Just don’t obsess over it. then you’d be an anal linguist.

NOTE: To turn on your phone in a pubic area, press ‘HO ME’ button

– Hello? Onjt :lir?

Pubic phones are always non-touch phones.

Don’t touch cell phone, it doesn’t know where it’s been

Never touch a pubic phone, it has ‘no touch’ screen

I never knew that thing could talk.

No drinking from fountain in public area too.

Found in NYC? I thought it must be in Thighland.

@Huu Yuu: Do they have periodicals at the pubic library?

Is this meant to cut down on butt dialing incidents?

“only you can prevent forest fires. please don’t BBQ together in the forest”

-smokey the bear

No talking at the Y, either?

@Big Fat Cat: I wouldn’t drink from a fountain located in the pubic area

Aren’t you supposed to apeak into the mick.

speak damn speak.

If you are looking for a number; Ask the man in the boat.

Poke the brown button for a big surprise.

So he left a message with her answering cervix.

So that means I shall be eating and drinking in your private area.

Is it even possible to eat and talk on phone at the same time?

Sorry darling, it’s my wife!

It’s the Trifecta, Jerry!