Boat is gas powered.

posted on 21 Jun 2015 in Signs

break-wind
If run out of gas, eat beans…

Photo courtesy of Giles Goldsbro.
Sign found in tanker made in Japan in 1970’s.

40 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    I love Blazing Saddles

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    At last a boat powered by rectal propulsion.

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    The people on the Titanic should have farted more.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    Your a** is glass!

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |

    Emergency stop peanut butter for life boat launching

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    Better if you eat chilli con carne, then it’s “break wind”-ow!

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:10 am |

    Caution: Butt[on] could be smelly

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    I’ll push the button if you pull my finger.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 4:14 am |

    After the Fukushima accident, Japanese have developed alternative energy to replace nuclear energy.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    Lifeboats will automatically launch if ship is stinking.

  11. timmy | 4:55 am |

    Can I practice pushing the button? I do have the whole breaking wind part down pat though.

  12. timmy | 4:57 am |

    Also, did you remember to swab the poop deck?

  13. Tong | 5:09 am |

    Warning: Push the button without break wind will result failed ignition.

  14. Tom41 | 5:10 am |

    Unless of course the lifeboat launched BECAUSE you broke wind…

  15. Ben | 5:31 am |

    That’s the worst ejection system I’ve ever seen.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:44 am |

    Made in the 1970s- it’s a blast from the past.

  17. J-Luke | 7:29 am |

    Here comes that stinking feeling…

  18. coffeebot | 7:34 am |

    I broke wind but now I can’t find my button.

  19. Marum | 7:49 am |

    Not to worry.
    If the situation was that bad, I would probably have already s–t myself.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:02 am |

    I’m sure you have to push the butt ‘on’ first

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:04 am |

    For all those with broken wind

  22. Marum | 8:15 am |

    @DnT. And you probably think your ship doesn’t stink. :)

  23. Marum | 8:16 am |

    Actually. I’ll bet it is a Jet-boat.

  24. Dude From Germany | 8:23 am |

    Whoever thougt that the Titanic was unstinkable, should have visited the lower decks…

  25. Droll not Troll | 8:36 am |

    We don’t need no stinkin’ lifeboat!

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:48 am |

    NOTE: In case the life boat is under the sea, use a regular fartilizer

  27. Droll not Troll | 9:13 am |

    @Marum: Only when it’s a bumboat. 😛

  28. Lollerskate | 11:12 am |

    A captain stinks along with his ship?

  29. Big Fat Cat | 12:21 pm |

    Is that a banana boat? How come it’s brown color?

  30. RT | 4:05 pm |

    so that’s why the titanic sank, they sharted; doesn’t count

  31. Fangpi Dawang | 7:53 pm |

    Should button fail to function, just pull the captain’s finger.

  32. Marum | 8:57 pm |

    Firstable, to stay away from the reality of those traps that people are facing, I would be felt some classes if I weren’t focus.

  33. Marum | 8:59 pm |

    credit: Som Cu, NT. Aust.

  34. Filboid | 12:30 am |

    Don’t forget to put on your windbreaker first!

  35. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:22 am |

    It’s an old sailors’ tradition, but the various stories of how it started are probably apocryphal.

  36. DrLex | 4:17 am |

    I don’t think that is a very efficient way to inflate life boats.

  37. sirpaulfan | 2:09 am |

    I don’t give a ship.

  38. spare ocean | 4:12 am |

    Stinking ship+Fart powered life boat… hmmm

    I think I’ll just swim.

  39. Peter | 12:16 pm |

    Um . . . like I am a wind-breaker?

  40. coffeebot | 9:29 am |

    like rats on a stinking ship

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