Couching Tiger, Hidden Maniac

posted on 26 Jun 2015 in Bags/Packaging

Audition-DVD

Photo courtesy of Ariel Velasco.
Chinese DVD found in USA.

43 captions

  1. algernon | 4:05 am |

    The shining light

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Or maybe the catwoman

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    I so scaring I sh!tting myself!

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    That is quite the audition performance based on the text. I hope whoever it is passes.

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |

    If he had been scarring that would have been painful

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:10 am |

    The seemingly innocent young lady: “Heeeeeeeere’s Johnita!” after using an axe to cut a hole in the door.

  7. coffeebot | 4:12 am |

    Saw it. I got scaring too.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    After his wife has been dead 7 years, he wants to enjoy the marriage again. Oh, gawd, it’s one of THOSE movies!

  9. jjhitt | 4:24 am |

    Ah, a touching romance with a berzerko psycho-bitch.
    Too much like real life for me.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |

    I feel your painful, bro.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:08 am |

    After seeing this, I’ll never re-marry every 7 years again!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:09 am |

    I was dead. Now I can marry.

  13. Frank Burns | 5:09 am |

    You say his wife WAS dead?

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:13 am |

    The description is written in almost perfect English.
    Therefore, the movie must be bloody awful instead.

  15. Big Fat Cat | 5:16 am |

    directed and produced by the Auditor.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:18 am |

    @ Frank Burns:

    Two questions occur:

    1. How long has she been dead?
    2. Is she already alive?

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:36 am |

    If you liked this, watch ‘Scaringface’, featuring Alpa Chino

  18. Big Fat Cat | 5:46 am |

    Scary? What would you expect when you got married?

  19. Nonsuch Ned | 5:48 am |

    @ Seventy2rd o clock You’ve been surfing this website far too long if you consider that “almost perfect English.” or therefore you must be bloody awful at writing it instead. 😉

  20. Nonsuch Ned | 5:55 am |

    I particularly like the part of the movie where she asks if he would like to eat any “kiwi kiwi kiwi kiwi…”

  21. pasdrole | 6:09 am |

    “The Scaring” You will be pain…

  22. Classic Steve | 7:12 am |

    Odd how the formerly dead person ISN’T the scaring part.

  23. Marum | 9:29 am |

    @Nonsuch Ned. I found the Engrish pretty good too.

    The doctors tell me, that the scarring on my brain will heal, and if I taker the medications I wont get the Headachies also. Life is good. :P:

  24. Marum | 9:43 am |

    No need to watch the movie – the admittance price scared me off.

  25. Marum | 9:45 am |

    @Nonsuch Ned. Do you know NZers are no longer allowed to take their wives to the football?

    Apparently, they keep jumping the fence, and eating the grass. 🙄

  26. tadchem | 11:12 am |

    Starring Hanna Bulecter.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:24 am |

    CAUTION: Please do not Insidious

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:27 am |

    @ Nonsuch Ned: ‘Instead’ is the key! 😉

  29. Nonsuch Ned | 1:44 pm |

    I admit, comparatively, better than most bootleg copy on the site. All but one are actual sentences!… even if they don’t mean what was intended… then we have that zombie wife and the scaring and the painful and the glaven and the flubber and the PRETTY LADY!

  30. RT | 2:13 pm |

    mustve filled out the eharmony.com forms incorrectly

  31. WorrierPrincess | 2:15 pm |

    “I know you’ve been dead for 7 years, but I still think we can make this work.”
    Some people really have a hard time accepting that a marriage is over.

  32. Eggrish | 2:23 pm |

    “he just can’t imagine this woman, looking innocent, is a horrible and bloody maniac”
    Oh, buck up dude. It’s just a period.

  33. Mr. Wrong | 5:50 pm |

    After 7 years, he’d better remember the lubricant.

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:46 pm |

    She automatically became alive when married.

  35. Long Tom | 8:14 pm |

    Is he going to marry Lorena Bobbitt?

  36. Lollerskate | 11:30 pm |

    Who’d have thought the human cutter would marry!

  37. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:03 am |

    Flesh Dance – Maniac

    She’s a maniac, maniac on the floor
    And she’s married like she’s never been before
    Bloody maniac, maniac on the floor
    Bloody married like she never died before

  38. SF | 1:59 am |

    Alternate title: the Seven Year Bitch

  39. Sparky | 9:30 am |

    See-marriage is highly overrated.

  40. EffEff | 10:17 pm |

    @tadchem: Cartoon version produced by two chicks named Hannah and Barbara.

  41. Michael Oberhardt | 9:55 pm |

    That is actually a pretty accurate description of that movie, Takashi Miike’s Audition.

  42. sirpaulfan | 3:03 am |

    “Decent pretty lady, would you like to get scaring and painful together?” Who says he can’t imagine it? It’s what they’re ALL thinking.

  43. Myself | 5:08 pm |

    She was dead 7 years ago. She’s not dead anymore, though.

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