Couching Tiger, Hidden Maniac

posted on 26 Jun 2015 in Bags/Packaging

Audition-DVD

Photo courtesy of Ariel Velasco.
Chinese DVD found in USA.

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  1. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The shining light

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Or maybe the catwoman

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    I so scaring I sh!tting myself!

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    That is quite the audition performance based on the text. I hope whoever it is passes.

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    If he had been scarring that would have been painful

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The seemingly innocent young lady: “Heeeeeeeere’s Johnita!” after using an axe to cut a hole in the door.

  7. coffeebot | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Saw it. I got scaring too.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    After his wife has been dead 7 years, he wants to enjoy the marriage again. Oh, gawd, it’s one of THOSE movies!

  9. jjhitt | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Ah, a touching romance with a berzerko psycho-bitch.
    Too much like real life for me.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I feel your painful, bro.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    After seeing this, I’ll never re-marry every 7 years again!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I was dead. Now I can marry.

  13. Frank Burns | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    You say his wife WAS dead?

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The description is written in almost perfect English.
    Therefore, the movie must be bloody awful instead.

  15. Big Fat Cat | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    directed and produced by the Auditor.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Frank Burns:

    Two questions occur:

    1. How long has she been dead?
    2. Is she already alive?

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    If you liked this, watch ‘Scaringface’, featuring Alpa Chino

  18. Big Fat Cat | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Scary? What would you expect when you got married?

  19. Nonsuch Ned | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Seventy2rd o clock You’ve been surfing this website far too long if you consider that “almost perfect English.” or therefore you must be bloody awful at writing it instead. 😉

  20. Nonsuch Ned | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I particularly like the part of the movie where she asks if he would like to eat any “kiwi kiwi kiwi kiwi…”

  21. pasdrole | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “The Scaring” You will be pain…

  22. Classic Steve | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Odd how the formerly dead person ISN’T the scaring part.

  23. Marum | 9:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Nonsuch Ned. I found the Engrish pretty good too.

    The doctors tell me, that the scarring on my brain will heal, and if I taker the medications I wont get the Headachies also. Life is good. :P:

  24. Marum | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    No need to watch the movie – the admittance price scared me off.

  25. Marum | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    @Nonsuch Ned. Do you know NZers are no longer allowed to take their wives to the football?

    Apparently, they keep jumping the fence, and eating the grass. :roll:

  26. tadchem | 11:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Starring Hanna Bulecter.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Please do not Insidious

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Nonsuch Ned: ‘Instead’ is the key! 😉

  29. Nonsuch Ned | 1:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I admit, comparatively, better than most bootleg copy on the site. All but one are actual sentences!… even if they don’t mean what was intended… then we have that zombie wife and the scaring and the painful and the glaven and the flubber and the PRETTY LADY!

  30. RT | 2:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    mustve filled out the eharmony.com forms incorrectly

  31. WorrierPrincess | 2:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    “I know you’ve been dead for 7 years, but I still think we can make this work.”
    Some people really have a hard time accepting that a marriage is over.

  32. Eggrish | 2:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    “he just can’t imagine this woman, looking innocent, is a horrible and bloody maniac”
    Oh, buck up dude. It’s just a period.

  33. Mr. Wrong | 5:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    After 7 years, he’d better remember the lubricant.

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    She automatically became alive when married.

  35. Long Tom | 8:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is he going to marry Lorena Bobbitt?

  36. Lollerskate | 11:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Who’d have thought the human cutter would marry!

  37. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Flesh Dance – Maniac

    She’s a maniac, maniac on the floor
    And she’s married like she’s never been before
    Bloody maniac, maniac on the floor
    Bloody married like she never died before

  38. SF | 1:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Alternate title: the Seven Year Bitch

  39. Sparky | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    See-marriage is highly overrated.

  40. EffEff | 10:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @tadchem: Cartoon version produced by two chicks named Hannah and Barbara.

  41. Michael Oberhardt | 9:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That is actually a pretty accurate description of that movie, Takashi Miike’s Audition.

  42. sirpaulfan | 3:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Decent pretty lady, would you like to get scaring and painful together?” Who says he can’t imagine it? It’s what they’re ALL thinking.

  43. Myself | 5:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    She was dead 7 years ago. She’s not dead anymore, though.

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