Do I have to tip the boar, too?

posted on 7 Jun 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

rice-is-yes
Fried noodle is No.

Photo courtesy of Robert Neal.
Menu found in Thailand. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmm … Snake head fish uncle or pig frame uncle?

  2. algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    What no lamshade

  3. algernon | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m feeling a little porky myself

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    – Rice, please.
    – Yes?

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    oh it was pig frame uncle who broke the lampshade

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    rice is yes, lampshade is no

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, uncle, leave those pigs alone!

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    Also available:

    – fried rice
    – fried rice, fried rice
    – fried rice, fried rice, fried rice
    – fried rice, fried rice, fried rice, fried rice
    – fried rice, fried rice, fried rice, fried rice, fried rice, fried rice, fried rice, fried rice, fried rice, fried rice with some fried rice, spam and sweet uncle Basil rice on top of it

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Rice is most agreeable.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    – Waiter! This rice is not yes!

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Rice is Yes today, tomorrow it will be yesterday’s.

  12. J-Luke | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Poor uncle is getting insulted quite often lately…

  13. Chris | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock: Do you get wafers with that?

  14. jjhitt | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I always wondered about Uncle Jim.

  15. timmy | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The pig from u.n.c.l.e

  16. timmy | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    But officer, I swear the pig did it! I’m being framed!

  17. Mineko Unabara | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Who framed Uncle Boar?

  18. Raughing out Roud | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    We have fried rice for 35 yen, or the same fried rice for 50 yen.

  19. Sparky | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, do you have any rice?

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    This menu is so boaring

  21. Marum | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Why no rice with eggs?

  22. Marum | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I see.
    The fried eggs eschew the rice.

  23. Marum | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    We use Sunwhite Rice.

    You Austlalians have funny name.

  24. Marum | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the menu on the Dumb Barge.
    I saw the movie.
    It is called Watership Drown.

  25. EffEff | 10:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    How come uncles show up in Thai menus?

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Uncle-ar menu

  27. Big Fat Cat | 11:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    What? No elephant!

  28. Chris | 6:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Wild Boar: Lousy pig framed my uncle! Now I have to pour rice to pay-off INS agent!

  29. Mr. Wrong | 9:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I knew it was the pig. I just knew it!

  30. Mr. Wrong | 9:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    And the rice goes, “The pig so framed the uncle.”

  31. Mr. Wrong | 9:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    That wild boar is really taking one for the team.

  32. Tom41 | 12:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Seems a bit unhygienic if they’ve got a wild boar pouring the rice!

  33. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Dang it! Why did I short sell sweet basil rice futures?

  34. The Dude | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    So basically all same rice dish but at different prices

  35. CJ | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “Rice is yes, pig frame uncle.” Sounds like an LSAT answer.

  36. Kit Runner | 10:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Rice is yes, pig frame uncle
    ข้าว = rice
    คะ = yes (คำตอบรับของผู้หญิง)
    น้า = uncle
    หมู = pig
    กรอบ = frame (กรอบภาพ)

    It may be rice with kale and crispy prok

    this menu is popular in Thailand

  37. Lollerskate | 11:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It was just another busy day for pig’s joint. Pig was making fried rice like only he ever could. At noon he went for a hard day’s break only to return and find the rice became sweet! Worried for the integrity of his only source of income, Pig hastily called the police. Basil, his uncle, was his right-hand man and overseer, loved by Pig, but hated by his pig personnel because of his strictness-what, the story is right there!

  38. Marum | 2:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Kit Runner.

    Iam so grad you got the spelling of “Prok” correct.

  39. Kit Runner | 7:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum
    oh thx so much. lol

    it’s rice with kale and crispy pork

  40. Jackson | 5:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    it was the pig the whole time

  41. El-Juan | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rice is, YES, it IS rice, any problem with that!?

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