Do I have to tip the boar, too?

posted on 7 Jun 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

rice-is-yes
Fried noodle is No.

Photo courtesy of Robert Neal.
Menu found in Thailand. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    Hmmm … Snake head fish uncle or pig frame uncle?

  2. algernon | 4:10 am |

    What no lamshade

  3. algernon | 4:11 am |

    I’m feeling a little porky myself

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |

    – Rice, please.
    – Yes?

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:15 am |

    oh it was pig frame uncle who broke the lampshade

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:16 am |

    rice is yes, lampshade is no

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    Hey, uncle, leave those pigs alone!

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |

    Also available:

    – fried rice
    – fried rice, fried rice
    – fried rice, fried rice, fried rice
    – fried rice, fried rice, fried rice, fried rice
    – fried rice, fried rice, fried rice, fried rice, fried rice, fried rice, fried rice, fried rice, fried rice, fried rice with some fried rice, spam and sweet uncle Basil rice on top of it

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    Rice is most agreeable.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    – Waiter! This rice is not yes!

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |

    Rice is Yes today, tomorrow it will be yesterday’s.

  12. J-Luke | 4:47 am |

    Poor uncle is getting insulted quite often lately…

  13. Chris | 4:57 am |

    @Seventy2rd o clock: Do you get wafers with that?

  14. jjhitt | 6:06 am |

    I always wondered about Uncle Jim.

  15. timmy | 6:27 am |

    The pig from u.n.c.l.e

  16. timmy | 6:31 am |

    But officer, I swear the pig did it! I’m being framed!

  17. Mineko Unabara | 7:17 am |

    Who framed Uncle Boar?

  18. Raughing out Roud | 7:54 am |

    We have fried rice for 35 yen, or the same fried rice for 50 yen.

  19. Sparky | 7:58 am |

    Waiter, do you have any rice?

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:20 am |

    This menu is so boaring

  21. Marum | 9:23 am |

    Why no rice with eggs?

  22. Marum | 9:24 am |

    I see.
    The fried eggs eschew the rice.

  23. Marum | 9:26 am |

    We use Sunwhite Rice.

    You Austlalians have funny name.

  24. Marum | 9:38 am |

    This is the menu on the Dumb Barge.
    I saw the movie.
    It is called Watership Drown.

  25. EffEff | 10:36 am |

    How come uncles show up in Thai menus?

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:45 am |

    Uncle-ar menu

  27. Big Fat Cat | 11:34 am |

    What? No elephant!

  28. Chris | 6:32 pm |

    Wild Boar: Lousy pig framed my uncle! Now I have to pour rice to pay-off INS agent!

  29. Mr. Wrong | 9:10 pm |

    I knew it was the pig. I just knew it!

  30. Mr. Wrong | 9:11 pm |

    And the rice goes, “The pig so framed the uncle.”

  31. Mr. Wrong | 9:12 pm |

    That wild boar is really taking one for the team.

  32. Tom41 | 12:32 am |

    Seems a bit unhygienic if they’ve got a wild boar pouring the rice!

  33. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:43 am |

    Dang it! Why did I short sell sweet basil rice futures?

  34. The Dude | 6:15 am |

    So basically all same rice dish but at different prices

  35. CJ | 7:16 am |

    “Rice is yes, pig frame uncle.” Sounds like an LSAT answer.

  36. Kit Runner | 10:24 pm |

    Rice is yes, pig frame uncle
    ข้าว = rice
    คะ = yes (คำตอบรับของผู้หญิง)
    น้า = uncle
    หมู = pig
    กรอบ = frame (กรอบภาพ)

    It may be rice with kale and crispy prok

    this menu is popular in Thailand

  37. Lollerskate | 11:15 am |

    It was just another busy day for pig’s joint. Pig was making fried rice like only he ever could. At noon he went for a hard day’s break only to return and find the rice became sweet! Worried for the integrity of his only source of income, Pig hastily called the police. Basil, his uncle, was his right-hand man and overseer, loved by Pig, but hated by his pig personnel because of his strictness-what, the story is right there!

  38. Marum | 2:38 pm |

    @Kit Runner.

    Iam so grad you got the spelling of “Prok” correct.

  39. Kit Runner | 7:18 pm |

    @Marum
    oh thx so much. lol

    it’s rice with kale and crispy pork

  40. Jackson | 5:11 pm |

    it was the pig the whole time

  41. El-Juan | 8:43 am |

    Rice is, YES, it IS rice, any problem with that!?

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