I have a neck, can I use the theater?

posted on 13 Jun 2015 in Instructions, Signs

cannot-use
I’m becoming pregnant right now.

Photo courtesy of Jean-Marc Leguerrier.
Found at the Osaka maritime museum.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    I was thinking about becoming pregnant but the theater had other plans

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Do I buy the coin or become pregnant that is the question

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I buy the bitcoin by vending machine?

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    “A person with a disease to hearts” Is that to one of the hearts or both of them? And what kind of person are they talking about?

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    So this theater excludes people who have sex or alcohol. At least if you can get in, it won’t be too crowded.

  6. DrLex | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Please leave your waist and neck at the entrance.

  7. Jack | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, I get it! They only accept the morbidly obese, they’re just trying to be polite about it.

  8. PeeBee | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I always thought that coin-operated theaters were the kind of place in which one became pregnant.

  9. WorrierPrincess | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Engrish aside, this sounds like an unusually dangerous theater.

  10. Ben | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 2  

    I bought this booze, I didn’t take it; I was already pregnant before I came in; and I only have one diseased heart. According to your sign I can stay.

  11. Lora | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    I have a disease to hearts. Not my own, just other people’s hearts.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    Morons enjoy movies.

  13. Classic Steve | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    If you’re already pregnant, that’s fine. If you try to get pregnant right here at the theater, you will definitely get kicked out.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not following you

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    The person who is becoming pregnant, please leave the child in front of the theater.

  16. Sparky | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I won’t take your alcohol, I’ll just drink it.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Coming soon to a theater near you

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The person with an obstacle to bowel cannot apology for the incontinence

  19. WorrierPrincess | 12:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Given that they’re not letting anyone in who has a neck, I’m not sure they had to go into so much detail about the other criteria, really.

  20. Tom41 | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If you have an obstacle to your spinal cord, you wouldn’t WANT to go to this theater anyway!

  21. Eggrish | 1:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    The Theater: pansy waists need not apply.

  22. Will Pitts | 4:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    In Soviet Russia, vending machine sells coins!

  23. GibranalNN | 4:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @algernon
    “Do I buy the coin or become pregnant that is the question”

    You mean “guestion”

  24. EffEff | 5:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    This theatre discriminates against Time Lords (two hearts) and Sontarans (no neck),.

  25. Lollerskate | 6:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Prophylactics supplied at the entrance.

  26. Droll not Troll | 6:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    They made this complicated sign for one person? It would have been easier just to find out his/her name.

  27. Droll not Troll | 6:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Once you have them by their waist and neck, their diseased hearts and minds will follow.

  28. Droll not Troll | 6:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I was a theater user like you, then I took an obstacle to the spinal cord.

  29. Filboid | 11:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    A neck is a terrible thing to waist.

  30. Filboid | 12:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Awwww! I checked three boxes – will vending machine buy back my coin?

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    – But Officer, I was already pregnant, and not following at all!

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t follow me, I don’t know if you’re becoming pregnant

  33. jjhitt | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Maritime museum? They do it differently over there.

  34. Long Tom | 12:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It isn’t an American drive-in theater, is it?

  35. Sam | 8:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I laughed so hard at this I almost had an attack in both of my hearts.

  36. Long Tom | 4:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess Time Lords are part of the regular clientele.

  37. sirpaulfan | 2:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I give up! Who is it?

  38. make lemon | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and the chinese caption must have been translated by machine

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