I have a neck, can I use the theater?

I was thinking about becoming pregnant but the theater had other plans

Do I buy the coin or become pregnant that is the question

Can I buy the bitcoin by vending machine?

“A person with a disease to hearts” Is that to one of the hearts or both of them? And what kind of person are they talking about?

So this theater excludes people who have sex or alcohol. At least if you can get in, it won’t be too crowded.

Please leave your waist and neck at the entrance.

Oh, I get it! They only accept the morbidly obese, they’re just trying to be polite about it.

I always thought that coin-operated theaters were the kind of place in which one became pregnant.

Engrish aside, this sounds like an unusually dangerous theater.

I bought this booze, I didn’t take it; I was already pregnant before I came in; and I only have one diseased heart. According to your sign I can stay.

I have a disease to hearts. Not my own, just other people’s hearts.

Morons enjoy movies.

If you’re already pregnant, that’s fine. If you try to get pregnant right here at the theater, you will definitely get kicked out.

I’m not following you

The person who is becoming pregnant, please leave the child in front of the theater.

I won’t take your alcohol, I’ll just drink it.

Coming soon to a theater near you

The person with an obstacle to bowel cannot apology for the incontinence

Given that they’re not letting anyone in who has a neck, I’m not sure they had to go into so much detail about the other criteria, really.

If you have an obstacle to your spinal cord, you wouldn’t WANT to go to this theater anyway!

The Theater: pansy waists need not apply.

In Soviet Russia, vending machine sells coins!

@algernon
“Do I buy the coin or become pregnant that is the question”

You mean “guestion”

This theatre discriminates against Time Lords (two hearts) and Sontarans (no neck),.

Prophylactics supplied at the entrance.

They made this complicated sign for one person? It would have been easier just to find out his/her name.

Once you have them by their waist and neck, their diseased hearts and minds will follow.

I was a theater user like you, then I took an obstacle to the spinal cord.

A neck is a terrible thing to waist.

Awwww! I checked three boxes – will vending machine buy back my coin?

– But Officer, I was already pregnant, and not following at all!

Don’t follow me, I don’t know if you’re becoming pregnant

Maritime museum? They do it differently over there.

It isn’t an American drive-in theater, is it?

I laughed so hard at this I almost had an attack in both of my hearts.

I guess Time Lords are part of the regular clientele.

I give up! Who is it?

and the chinese caption must have been translated by machine