Mary Nated had good taste.

Deep friend pork right in the tonkatsu

Tofu is no friend of mine.

My friend Tatsuta is marinated deep in chicken to reduce her age. It’s all the rage nowadays.

Good friends are hard to find.
Harder to forget.
And impossible to digest.

The vegetable tempura is an enemy because it is not deep friend like the others.

Tonkatsu is a deep friend of Tonka trucks.

Garth Brooks just lost some of his friends in low places.

It is the dawning of the Age of Fried Chicken…

There should be deep friend fish. That would be bass.

You must be over tatsuta age to have a deep friend.

I like the belly

As long as the friend is seasoned.

With friends like these, who needs edamame?

Teriyaki beef is a deep friend of Teriyaki chicken.

Pork deep friend = tossed salad.

My friends are so deep

At least they aren’t shallow friends.

Friend good!

Lettuce all take a moment to remember our deep friend porky pig before this meal. Now pass the salad!

No nuts here. You’ll find them in the kitchen.

– Waiter! My friend is not deep enough!
– Would you prefer the swimming poor, Sir?

Would you like some french friends with that?

Deep friend + Human cutter = Roast In Pieces

A man is lying drunk in the gutter with a pig beside him.
A woman walking by looks at this unedifying scene and sniffs to her friend.

“The company these animals keep when they are drunk!”

So the pig gets up and slowly walks away.

My deep friend Teri Yaki should not marry Nate, that chicken!

Never tell a lady she looks old….Just – err – seasoned.

In the years before refrigeration, prepared food must have been a ticking time bomb.
One “chef” caused the king, and all his guests, to come down with food poisoning.
When he could get off the toilet, the king had him boiled in oil.
Which proves to me, that the king lacked imagination.
I would have had him boiled in shite. So he could gain insight, as to how everyone he poisoned, felt.

“To fu, or not to fu. That is the question. (Oname Shakespeare sama)

♫ Keep them guessing with Deep Fried Olay ♫

– Deep friend, please.
– Um … Johnny Deep?

♫ You’ve got a friend in meat ♫

Asian Maccas.

“Do you want friends with that?

“Deep friend pork of a long time.”

Ron Burgundy

– How deep would you like your friend?
– Six feet under, worm and well done with lots of flies to catch up.

– Marina, Ted, friends are on the table!

I’ve had enough of this! Where’s the unfriend button?

@Frank Burns: Wouldn’t want to analyse that comment too closely! 😛

Just like the Chinese and the Koreans . . . they eat man’s best friends.

I am reminded of the old TV commercials, “I like (a certain food) but they don’t like me!” “Send your stomach some DI-GEL!”

No DI-GEL required in this eating establishment.

The friend of my pork is my enemy…I think.