Omnisciently delicious!

tastes like omnigarbage.

At last a biscuit that’s everywhere.

compressed for taste

The Israelites ate this during their exodus from Egypt.

The recipe called for baking power.

Makes you feel all Godly!

What would Jesus eat?

I want to know if these are food, medicine or high explosives.

@algernon: At last..? You haven’t seen a 15-month-old kid with a biscuit!

It aint easy to compress omnipotence.

Warning: May contain black holes.

Better than impotence compressed biscuit, that’s for sure.

ULTIMATE COSMIC POWER, itty bitty compressed wrapper.

Holy wafers

Made from the same ingredient of「five barley loaves and two fish」.

HULK SMASH!!!

The only biscuit endorsed by Chuck Norris.

This biscuit is everything except edible.

@DrLex: and far better than impotence depressed biscuit.

Translation: communion wafers.

I said I’d like some Godsmack, not a Godsnack

This is so .RAR

Is it Kosher?

I always have a few of these after my God liver oil

The biscuit of choice for universe creators everywhere…

Now we know which material was used to make The Biscuit Hammer.
(The Lucifer and Biscuit Hammer Manga refference)

But I’m potent!

I GOD THE FATHER approve this product.

This biscuit is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent.

Eat of this at your own peril, mortals.

The wrapper is made of Kryptonite. All other materials degraded within minutes.

omnipotent = having unlimited power.

The factory is certified green, self sustaining, and self powered.

Just drop them in the omnipot and add water!

@Ben: Great reference! I’d forgotten about that one.
RIP Robin Williams.

Obviously, bigger is better

I expected Chinese Viagra in somewhat smaller package

Hmmm … Red pill, blue pill or brick?

Just add water, and … BIG BANG!

I almost read that as incontinence compressed biscuits. I don’t even want to think about that

Instant ambrosia – just add nectar.

You would think if it’s compressed that powerfully there must be diamonds in there.

OMG . . . Engrish is almost omnipresent !

Look what happened to Tantalus when the gods caught him stealing god food.

Child: Mom, may I have some of those biscuits in the kitchen?

Mom: No need dear. You got in your room, on top of the TV, in your pocket.

Child: Thanks mom.

And on the eighth day, the Lord got kinda peckish…