Omnisciently delicious!

posted on 29 Jun 2015 in Chinglish, Snacks

omnipotence-compressed-biscuits
Powerful good!

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  1. Big Fat Cat | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    tastes like omnigarbage.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    At last a biscuit that’s everywhere.

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    compressed for taste

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    The Israelites ate this during their exodus from Egypt.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 1  

    The recipe called for baking power.

  6. Peter | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Makes you feel all Godly!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    What would Jesus eat?

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I want to know if these are food, medicine or high explosives.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @algernon: At last..? You haven’t seen a 15-month-old kid with a biscuit!

  10. jjhitt | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 2  

    It aint easy to compress omnipotence.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: May contain black holes.

  12. DrLex | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 2  

    Better than impotence compressed biscuit, that’s for sure.

  13. Ben | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    ULTIMATE COSMIC POWER, itty bitty compressed wrapper.

  14. Bamber | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Holy wafers

  15. ccY | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Made from the same ingredient of「five barley loaves and two fish」.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    HULK SMASH!!!

  17. timmy | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The only biscuit endorsed by Chuck Norris.

  18. Sparky | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This biscuit is everything except edible.

  19. Biff the Understudy | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @DrLex: and far better than impotence depressed biscuit.

  20. Biff the Understudy | 8:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Translation: communion wafers.

  21. coffeebot | 9:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I said I’d like some Godsmack, not a Godsnack

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This is so .RAR

  23. jjhitt | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it Kosher?

  24. Jack | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I always have a few of these after my God liver oil

  25. TS | 12:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The biscuit of choice for universe creators everywhere…

  26. Light Code | 1:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Now we know which material was used to make The Biscuit Hammer.
    (The Lucifer and Biscuit Hammer Manga refference)

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    But I’m potent!

  28. Marum | 3:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I GOD THE FATHER approve this product.

  29. Marum | 3:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    This biscuit is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent.

    Eat of this at your own peril, mortals.

  30. Marum | 3:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The wrapper is made of Kryptonite. All other materials degraded within minutes.

  31. Marum | 3:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    omnipotent = having unlimited power.

    The factory is certified green, self sustaining, and self powered.

  32. Filboid | 3:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Just drop them in the omnipot and add water!

  33. Droll not Troll | 9:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Ben: Great reference! I’d forgotten about that one.
    RIP Robin Williams.

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Obviously, bigger is better

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I expected Chinese Viagra in somewhat smaller package

  36. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmm … Red pill, blue pill or brick?

  37. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Just add water, and … BIG BANG!

  38. Huu Yuu | 1:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I almost read that as incontinence compressed biscuits. I don’t even want to think about that

  39. tadchem | 2:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Instant ambrosia – just add nectar.

  40. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    You would think if it’s compressed that powerfully there must be diamonds in there.

  41. Peter | 3:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    OMG . . . Engrish is almost omnipresent !

  42. EffEff | 6:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Look what happened to Tantalus when the gods caught him stealing god food.

  43. spare ocean | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Child: Mom, may I have some of those biscuits in the kitchen?

    Mom: No need dear. You got in your room, on top of the TV, in your pocket.

    Child: Thanks mom.

  44. Airrider | 3:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    And on the eighth day, the Lord got kinda peckish…

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