That’s it, lightly.

posted on 19 Jun 2015 in Instructions

rub-old-horny-lightly

Now my left foot–I’m still horny.

Photo courtesy of Chris Nichols.
Found at Daiso store in Canada.

38 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:03 am |

    It’s my horny, I’ll rub it as hard as I want!

  2. jjhitt | 4:03 am |

    Who are you calling old?

  3. jjhitt | 4:04 am |

    “It puts the lotion on the hose or else it gets the instructions again…”

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    If you’re using skin cream, it’s better to apply it before rubbing the horny.

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    I rub the horny whenever I look at naughty pictures.

  6. algernon | 4:09 am |

    An onanists delight

  7. algernon | 4:09 am |

    Are you sure that skin cream isn’t vaseline.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    All your base instincts are belong to us.

  9. DrLex | 4:10 am |

    It’s pretty normal for the cream to flow out after rubbing the horny.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    If the product doesn’t work I’ll be writing a stiff letter to the manufacturer.

  11. Huu Yuu | 4:17 am |

    The spirit is willing but the skin is weak.

  12. coffeebot | 4:19 am |

    I kept rubbing rubbin on that darn old thing.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    Also good for cainful porns on the toes.

  14. Huu Yuu | 4:24 am |

    Ol’ Horny faithfully makes a skin cream geysers at regular intervals.

  15. timmy | 4:33 am |

    Sounds like someone has a foot fetish.

  16. timmy | 4:35 am |

    My wife prefers to rub old horny darkly, that way she doesn’t have to look at it.

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |

    Product made in Wankeng, China?

  18. Nonsuch Ned | 5:41 am |

    I know this is one of the most repetitive type of Engrish submissions, but I for one will never get tired of rubbing the horny.

  19. Tom41 | 5:55 am |

    I’d rather rub the young horny heavily…

  20. Dervrak | 6:31 am |

    I once asked a women at a bar to “rub old horny”….

    I got a drink thrown in my face.

  21. Droll not Troll | 7:53 am |

    How old is the horny? More than 4 hours? Uh-oh….

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:31 am |

    Just don’t Nivea, please

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:32 am |

    NOTE: In case the old horny is weak, rub the new horny.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:34 am |

    Horny over heels?

  25. Jack | 12:31 pm |

    Using soap as lube? Huh, never thought of that.

  26. szk | 9:03 pm |

    I am not so sure that “heels” is the right word to describe the “hard part”

  27. Droll not Troll | 9:26 pm |

    @szk: They probably got confused with the fact that feet also have balls.

  28. Filboid | 11:42 pm |

    You mean I wasn’t supposed to boil my scorns first? That was the hard part.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:31 am |

    And keep islent of manner.

  30. Jim | 4:59 am |

    Definitely the product for me!

  31. spare ocean | 7:19 am |

    Wait, where will I get the cream? oh yeah, after rubbing the horny. missed that part.

  32. Tong | 5:13 pm |

    Oh baby, just read this, I get horny… Don’t, no, don’t take my horny away!

  33. EffEff | 12:08 am |

    Rub the Dirty Old Man the wrong way?

  34. Lollerskate | 2:58 am |

    Didn’t know Dominatrixes needed a special cream…

  35. Marum | 7:54 am |

    Hmm! That is precisely what I keep telling my wife.

  36. Marum | 7:57 am |

    If you do use it you may end up shipwrecked.

    ie. Hand to the mast, and foam all around.

  37. Marum | 2:30 pm |

    @Jack That is.

  38. Long Tom | 2:35 pm |

    I once saw a T-shirt which said “DIRTY OLD MEN NEED LOVE TOO”.

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