A chief does not have…

posted on 12 Jul 2015 in Vending Machines

while-drinking-drink

Just put that thing away.

Photo courtesy of Ben Distel.
Found on drink vending machine in Japan. 

33 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    I prefer bottles with caps.

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Who da chief

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |

    Chief? McCloud!

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |

    I like drinking drink while captioning caption

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:11 am |

    Somehow I read that last sentence as something out of the TV show “Get Smart”

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:13 am |

    If you can’t see it while drinking drink, don’t drive, driver.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |

    From ‘PET Sematary’

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |

    Wow! It’s ‘It’, ‘The Thing’ and drinking drinking drinking drink, all at the same time!

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |

    Delirium Tremens test sign

  10. J-Luke | 4:23 am |

    If you do see it you’ll spurt out your drink and it will soil the ground.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |

    I see what you did not do there.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |

    The PET bottle Caps Lock it, so let’s Times New Roman while drinking it

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |

    The thing which the chief does not have after finishing drinking would be a thirst. I’d like to see that!

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |

    Drink is the curse of the seeing class.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |

    ♪ ♫ If you drink it, then you shoulda put a cap on it. ♪ ♫

  16. Big Fat Cat | 5:01 am |

    If the chief likes you, you can drink the Pet.

  17. Big Fat Cat | 5:02 am |

    Today is adopt a pet cap Sunday.

  18. SF | 5:08 am |

    You mean the chief has no pink elephant?

  19. timmy | 5:47 am |

    Because of the size of my beer belly, I can only see it while lying down.
    Therefore.I don’t have to worry about seeing it while drinking drink.
    And after a night of drinking, I’m more worried about shrinking shrink.

  20. WorrierPrincess | 5:59 am |

    I don’t know what that thing is, but it sure values its privacy.

  21. jjhitt | 6:12 am |

    There is no chief.

  22. pasdrole | 7:41 am |

    If it I can’t see it when I’m sober, how am I supposed to see it when I’m drunk?

  23. Sparky | 8:57 am |

    Is the PET bottle the new pet rock craze?

  24. Stargazer143Orion | 11:41 am |

    The chief can do his own hallucinating. I shouldn’t be expected to have to try to see what he doesn’t have. And how would I know it if I can’t see it? See the manager!
    !!Anyone got an aspirin?!!

  25. Auntie | 1:41 pm |

    Wow. Sure wish I knew where in Japan these sign resting rests so I could going go seeing not see it.

  26. Filboid | 2:02 pm |

    No problem, my opto-peristaltic interlock takes care of that automatically – now I gotta go see the chief…

  27. EffEff | 12:43 am |

    The Commodore PET bottle prevents drink spiking with hallucinogens. You’ll never see the “thing”.

  28. Tom41 | 4:53 am |

    The question is, can the chief see it while drinking?

  29. JimS | 7:06 am |

    Rarely, if ever, has a pronoun been in such need of an antecedent.

  30. JimS | 7:07 am |

    The Chief does not have a lot of things. Which am I supposed to see?

  31. JimS | 7:09 am |

    If you thought you were confused after the first sentence, just keep reading!

  32. sirpaulfan | 1:44 am |

    I don’t want to see the thing that the chief doesn’t have!!!!

  33. hoxton_hockler | 10:05 pm |

    I’ve got the chief’s thing. They’re right, you don’t want to see it without a drink.

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