All your hymnals are belong to us.

Bressed are the meak

The Rold is my shepheld, I sharr not want…

Kolean is my ranguage.

In God We Tlust

Baptist or Banist

Leading Engrish Bibre?

Eleven o’ what time?

And God said: “Ret thele be right” And thele was right. And it was good.
But I don’t know about “reft”, however.

Baptism is made at here!

Kamsahmnida!

it means Korean English-Irish Service for Badtists

Ret us play.

Hey webmaster, get ready for a spike in this site’s activity Tuesday at 7:30.

Looks like Korean is winning from Engrish…

The meek shall inherit the earth.

If that’s alll right with you guys then.

They’re rolly holers.

Tluth in adveltising.

I don’t normally go to church, but I might just give this one a try.

@Brian: Many years ago, there was a tavern with a big sign on the side with the words “good food”, but the word “food was upside-down. Wonder if this church is using the same idea to attract attention?

Doesn’t matter what language the sermon is delivered in, I will be sleeping in the pews.

Eve chose the Apple. And they were expelled from the Garden of Samsung.

And on the 7th day, God created Engrish from a rib of English, and he saw that this was grood.

Heavens!

They are lory horrels

I’m here for the Australian Korean servicing.

Washington Baptist Church is a big fan of this website, seems they follow it religiously.

you gotta hab Paith

Korean Jesus ain’t got time for your problems: he’s busy with Korean shit.

Needress to say, the Engrish section berongs to the ariens.

Today’s hymns are, “Sharr we Gathel at the Liver” # 320, “Amazing Glace” #419, and “Offeling is made at here” #215.

Harerujjah. Y’all maderparker nid Jebus!

Well, at least they’re being honest.

What bugs me most is the singular zero after the timeslot. Like there is an 11 in zero chance of service.

By the rules of the Engrish language, shouldn’t that be “All your hymnal are belong to us”?