All your hymnals are belong to us.

posted on 26 Jul 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

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“For God so roved the world…”

Photo courtesy of Gail Yano.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Bressed are the meak

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    The Rold is my shepheld, I sharr not want…

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    Kolean is my ranguage.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |

    In God We Tlust

  5. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Baptist or Banist

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    Leading Engrish Bibre?

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    Eleven o’ what time?

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:08 am |

    And God said: “Ret thele be right” And thele was right. And it was good.
    But I don’t know about “reft”, however.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    Baptism is made at here!

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:55 am |

    Kamsahmnida!

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:57 am |

    it means Korean English-Irish Service for Badtists

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:07 am |

    Ret us play.

  13. Ben | 5:45 am |

    Hey webmaster, get ready for a spike in this site’s activity Tuesday at 7:30.

  14. J-Luke | 6:19 am |

    Looks like Korean is winning from Engrish…

  15. Marum | 6:55 am |

    The meek shall inherit the earth.

    If that’s alll right with you guys then.

  16. Marum | 6:56 am |

    They’re rolly holers.

  17. Classic Steve | 9:22 am |

    Tluth in adveltising.

  18. Brian | 10:52 am |

    I don’t normally go to church, but I might just give this one a try.

  19. Long Tom | 11:09 am |

    @Brian: Many years ago, there was a tavern with a big sign on the side with the words “good food”, but the word “food was upside-down. Wonder if this church is using the same idea to attract attention?

  20. Big Fat Cat | 11:14 am |

    Doesn’t matter what language the sermon is delivered in, I will be sleeping in the pews.

  21. jjhitt | 1:22 pm |

    Eve chose the Apple. And they were expelled from the Garden of Samsung.

  22. Eggrish | 7:52 pm |

    And on the 7th day, God created Engrish from a rib of English, and he saw that this was grood.

  23. timmy | 3:21 am |

    Heavens!

  24. Marum | 3:41 am |

    They are lory horrels

  25. Marum | 3:42 am |

    I’m here for the Australian Korean servicing.

  26. The Dude | 5:38 am |

    Washington Baptist Church is a big fan of this website, seems they follow it religiously.

  27. coffeebot | 9:55 am |

    you gotta hab Paith

  28. coffeebot | 9:56 am |

    Korean Jesus ain’t got time for your problems: he’s busy with Korean shit.

  29. Peter | 4:15 pm |

    Needress to say, the Engrish section berongs to the ariens.

  30. sirpaulfan | 9:47 pm |

    Today’s hymns are, “Sharr we Gathel at the Liver” # 320, “Amazing Glace” #419, and “Offeling is made at here” #215.

  31. mamat | 6:12 am |

    Harerujjah. Y’all maderparker nid Jebus!

  32. Airrider | 6:44 am |

    Well, at least they’re being honest.

  33. KirbyMario12345 | 6:10 pm |

    What bugs me most is the singular zero after the timeslot. Like there is an 11 in zero chance of service.

  34. Myself | 4:09 pm |

    By the rules of the Engrish language, shouldn’t that be “All your hymnal are belong to us”?

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