Keep it to yourself

posted on 19 Jul 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

dangerous-at-the-bank

Photo courtesy of Jonathan Grossman.
Found at an orchid garden in Guangzhou, China.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    Banks can be such dangerous places

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 30  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it in Greece

  3. timmy | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    If you want to keep the danger away at the sperm bank, just remember to bring an umbrella.

  4. timmy | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be Bank of America.

  5. J-Luke | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Cops and robbers in a nutshell…

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I forgot to bring my danger with me today but thanks for the warning.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s dangerous when the plants on the bank are shooting.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The banks are such a ripoff places

  9. Big Fat Cat | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Chinese orchids are notorious for robbing banks

  10. Pasdrole | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware: Rabid surcharges in area.

  11. jjhitt | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Part of the Dangerous series. Coming soon…
    Dangerous at the Day Care
    Dangerous at the Dry Cleaner
    Dangerous at the Deli

  12. jjhitt | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s why I use direct deposit.

  13. TongTong | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bank is a dangerous place, keep the bank manager away!

  14. Long Tom | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe they were thinking of BCCI?

  15. ccY | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone donated blood infected with Hepatitis C Virus to the bank!

  16. alexmagnus | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    An orchid a day keeps the danger away

  17. Rt | 10:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “Plz do not bring gun to gunfight. Butter knives ok”

  18. Lora | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This sign should be in Vancouver, where the 1980’s Canadian adventure series Danger Bay was filmed. :-)

  19. Huu Yuu | 2:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please do not hold up the river bank and steal the water; we need it. Sincerely, California.

  20. Jewels | 8:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    …robbery in progress.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Go away, bank.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Keep your friends close and your bank closed.

  23. sirpaulfan | 1:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not dangerous at the bank because they have a SAFE.

  24. Eggrish | 11:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Bernie Sander’s new Campaign slogan.

  25. EffEff | 2:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Movable banks?

  26. kioku | 12:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The bushes want nothing to do with the bank… that’s why this sign is here we promise. We are NOT secretly bank robers who hid their stash in these bushes.. just don’t let the bank near okay

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