Life x 1 + money =

posted on 7 Jul 2015 in Signs

Life_is_only_once

So make best and rich.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Billboard found above Shibuya station Tokyo.

38 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    You only money once

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Money is everything … including life apparently

  3. SF | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    You only live twice, but the second time you’re broke.

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This billboard came from the game show “Match Game” or perhaps from the Mad Lib game.

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    You Only Live Twice if you are James Bond

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Life is Only Once – Money = Man
    Life is Only Once + Money = Woman

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    YOLO+$. Ask a kid how to pronounce it.

  8. Jack | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    So you get more lives depending on your income? Pay-to-win, much?

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    It always seemed to me that life just didn’t add up. Now I know why- not enough money.

  10. algernon | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    Could be more if you pay for it

  11. algernon | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    And drive backwards

  12. Ben | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Warrior is about to die; please insert coins.

  13. jjhitt | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Dead broke is forever.

  14. Frank Burns | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This billboard is offensive to Hindus. (+ poor people)

  15. timmy | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    But I still have anothet fifty bucks, can’t I do it twice?

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m Only Once and I endorse this message.

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    If you do it right, both of them will accrue interest.

  18. Biff the Understudy | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    A warning to anyone contemplating dating a Japanese girl.

  19. Marum | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    He: Is there any good reason why we shouldn’t get married?

    She (with cold in head): Dough.

    He. I thought you might bring that one up. Goodbye!

  20. Marum | 10:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Don’t worry boys.

    Paying for it, is infinitely cheaper than marriage + divorce = broke + in debt

  21. Marum | 10:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Money can’t buy you happiness.

    However. It can buy whichever misery you prefer.

  22. Marum | 12:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    @DnT Treat Asian ladies right, and you will accrue much more than interest.

  23. Mark | 2:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Japanese mis-translate title of new Bond movie’

  24. RT | 3:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    click here to buy lavish lifestyle DLC for only $1 million

  25. RT | 5:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    deep thoughts by notorious B.I.G.

  26. EffEff | 6:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Life is hard to quantify, much less qualify.

  27. Filboid | 9:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I have a ¥ for living. Does that count…once?

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I want to live four…ever.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Please early pay before living

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For most people, one money is not enough

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Life isn’t swimming poor

  32. sirpaulfan | 10:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Life is [ be inserting favorite plaything here] + money

  33. Bob Whiting | 2:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For beautiful human money.

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Engrish is Only Many!

  35. JimS | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Because Capitalism!

  36. Lora | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You can’t take it with you. So money doesn’t buy happiness, it rents it.

  37. iLock | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Bitter Sweet + Symphony + Money = Then you die

  38. Long Tom | 8:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Actual Jack Benny sketch:

    A robber points his gun at Jack Benny and says, “Your money or your life!” When Jack Benny fails to respond, the robber asks why. “I’m thinking!” says Jack Benny.

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