Put on hold since we can’t hold it

posted on 29 Jul 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

incontinent-for-interior-decoration

Photo courtesy of Henrik and Lina.
Spotted at Beijing Airport.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Well it was painted yellow and brown so nobody will notice anyways.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    That explains yellow walls

  3. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll give it a spraty

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    in which continent was the [inferior] interior decoration needing to be forgiven?

  5. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    There must be a leak somewhere

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank you for your corporation.

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I know some designs make people want to puke, but what pattern would make people lose control of the bladder and/or bowels?

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Posted by Frank Lloyd Wright at the “Fallingwater”.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – Incontinent or intercontinent flight, Sir?

  10. jjhitt | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    I can forgive a lot of things, but crappy decorating?

  11. coffeebot | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    um…you wanted that carpet yellow, right?

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Incontinence is what happens when you decorate your interior with prunes.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like the sh!t really hit the fan this time.

  14. Frank Burns | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    And they stayed up to the wee hours of the morning trying to make it look nice too.

  15. Droll not Troll | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    If you think it’s so easy, YOU try working with your legs crossed!

  16. Droll not Troll | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Between 1 and 2, I suppose? 😛

  17. Droll not Troll | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Frank Burns: Between 1 and 2, I suppose? 😛
    .
    (Hope I got it right this time.) 😳

  18. timmy | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Here’s one of my faves from Joan Rivers

    “I brought in some painters and told them that I wanted them to paint my bedroom the same beautiful color as my hair.”
    “They painted the walls yellow, and the ceiling black.”

  19. TS | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Incontinents wanted for latest interior decorating trend: “Scat”.

  20. Biff the Understudy | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I may forgive, but you can bet I’m never forgetting that.

  21. Marum | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re right. I wouldn’t p–s on that design either.

  22. Marum | 10:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    All our workers are incontinent.

    We don’t employ any “round eye monkeys.

  23. Filboid | 1:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Pees to forgive my inconvenient incontinence while I redecorate interior

  24. yoakenofune | 2:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, I forgot I was incontinent but no problem because. now I can contribute with interior decoration myself XD

  25. slipstick | 4:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “There are no toilets for miles. Pee on this wall.”

  26. RT | 7:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    please hold; our operators are standing by

    no seriously; we don’t want them to be hit

  27. Garst | 8:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s just that sometimes I get a little too excited and pee a little.

  28. Salome | 8:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    50 shades of brown.

  29. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re going for an authentic retro look, right down to the pre-pee-stained seat cushions.

  30. The Dude | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d be pissed

  31. EffEff | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Use yellow fire hydrants for decoration?

  32. Peter | 3:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry, we all know that your Engrish is continental.

  33. spellsigner | 4:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Decorating the interior of your underwear (?)

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