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posted on 15 Jul 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

party-popper

Photo courtesy of Y.R.
Packaging from a party popper.

24 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Fo Mide, yo!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    WIRNING: Climax suitable only for adult children of 3 years old and up 😉

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Mide or Mide have not been in china, it is hard to tell.

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    We like to celebrate to the climax of the climax

  5. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Worms fod Christmas yum

  6. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful.iy mighy hurt you

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    But please refill the publicly for an additional climax, and the spring won’t. hurt someone that way

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    * the sprayer publicly
    also *”Mide or Mide not have been in china” from my other caption

    I cannot type tonight.

  9. sirpaulfan | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I always embarrass myself when I celebrate.

  10. sirpaulfan | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    At first I thought the candle just meant to celebrate to the climax. But now, standing over the colorful scrapings, I could see that Spring was its motive.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Fo insizzle!

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ ♫ The sprayers that hurt in the spring, tra-la. ♪ ♫

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    To promote the celebration to the climax I often like to rotate the bottom.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    There are certainly mide in China and probably rads too.

  15. Frank Burns | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Boom goes the colorful dynamite.

  16. Ben | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    If celebrating to climax requires that strong of a spring, it’s time to talk to your doctor about that little blue pill.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s bear with muzak!

  18. timmy | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Hmm…a dildo on a spring that shoots fireworks afterward. What will they tthink of next.

  19. tadchem | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Rubricated for your preasure.

  20. Sparky | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Mide fine climax.

  21. jjhitt | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Before they started talking about springs and motive power I thought it was a bottle of Everclear.

  22. RT | 2:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    only celebrating to the climax only.

    for what to use to celebrate that dreadful feeling after your wife looks at the pregnancy test stick, please shop our line of fashionable nooses

  23. MrBill | 9:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t be a party popper! Promote the climax!

  24. Daemon | 4:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Designed for the Sunny Town Erection Party

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