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posted on 15 Jul 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

party-popper

Photo courtesy of Y.R.
Packaging from a party popper.

24 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:01 am |

    Fo Mide, yo!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    WIRNING: Climax suitable only for adult children of 3 years old and up 😉

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |

    Mide or Mide have not been in china, it is hard to tell.

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    We like to celebrate to the climax of the climax

  5. algernon | 4:07 am |

    Worms fod Christmas yum

  6. algernon | 4:08 am |

    Careful.iy mighy hurt you

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:11 am |

    But please refill the publicly for an additional climax, and the spring won’t. hurt someone that way

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:12 am |

    * the sprayer publicly
    also *”Mide or Mide not have been in china” from my other caption

    I cannot type tonight.

  9. sirpaulfan | 4:19 am |

    I always embarrass myself when I celebrate.

  10. sirpaulfan | 4:21 am |

    At first I thought the candle just meant to celebrate to the climax. But now, standing over the colorful scrapings, I could see that Spring was its motive.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |

    Fo insizzle!

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |

    ♪ ♫ The sprayers that hurt in the spring, tra-la. ♪ ♫

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |

    To promote the celebration to the climax I often like to rotate the bottom.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:43 am |

    There are certainly mide in China and probably rads too.

  15. Frank Burns | 5:03 am |

    Boom goes the colorful dynamite.

  16. Ben | 5:05 am |

    If celebrating to climax requires that strong of a spring, it’s time to talk to your doctor about that little blue pill.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:33 am |

    Let’s bear with muzak!

  18. timmy | 6:22 am |

    Hmm…a dildo on a spring that shoots fireworks afterward. What will they tthink of next.

  19. tadchem | 6:45 am |

    Rubricated for your preasure.

  20. Sparky | 8:04 am |

    Mide fine climax.

  21. jjhitt | 10:09 am |

    Before they started talking about springs and motive power I thought it was a bottle of Everclear.

  22. RT | 2:18 pm |

    only celebrating to the climax only.

    for what to use to celebrate that dreadful feeling after your wife looks at the pregnancy test stick, please shop our line of fashionable nooses

  23. MrBill | 9:41 pm |

    Don’t be a party popper! Promote the climax!

  24. Daemon | 4:27 pm |

    Designed for the Sunny Town Erection Party

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