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posted on 2 Jul 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

mixed-ass-pork

I get nervous when those words are next to each other.

Photo courtesy of Andrew Cook.
Found on menu in Shanghai, China.

35 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Just be careful with the fruit

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Maybe a hatfull

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    β™ͺ β™« One black one, one white one, and one with a little shite on….β™ͺ β™«

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    Fruit salad and mixed ass pork… aren’t they kind of similar?

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    If you’re into mixed ass pork, be sure to use a condiment.

  6. jjhitt | 4:18 am |

    “Chinese Yam?”
    “Nope, you Merican.”

  7. jjhitt | 4:19 am |

    Now… just what do you mean by “mixed” ?

  8. Ben | 4:46 am |

    The chef doesn’t really try – you can tell the entree is half-assed.

  9. J-Luke | 4:58 am |

    Recommended by our chefs Wise Ass and Smart Ass.

  10. jjhitt | 4:59 am |

    I’d rather have the chicken, than be had by the pork.

  11. Sparky | 5:41 am |

    Reminds me of a party invite I declined.

  12. WorrierPrincess | 6:02 am |

    A blend of carefully-selected pig butts held together with aspic,.

  13. pnambic | 6:15 am |

    Actual name of the dish: “Spicy Donkey”.

  14. pasdrole | 6:44 am |

    Don’t be such a pig!

  15. Teal Glue | 6:59 am |

    Donkey: Shrek! Nooooooooo!

  16. timmy | 7:07 am |

    So that’s where they get pulled pork sandwiches.

  17. Big Fat Cat | 7:51 am |

    Chinese Yam with Tomahawk. Nice cutting.

  18. Big Fat Cat | 7:52 am |

    When you mixed ass with pork, you got Donald Trump.

  19. Biff the Understudy | 8:58 am |

    But is it kosher?

  20. Classic Steve | 12:35 pm |

    I think the first two words in the last line require a hyphen.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:15 pm |

    – How would you like your pork, Sir?
    – Ass pork as possible, please.

  22. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:24 pm |

    If it’s not Big Stank Ass Pork, I’m not interested.

  23. RT | 2:25 pm |

    ” ‘nooo… i don’t wanna toss the salad!’ ” -chris rock skit

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:32 pm |

    CAUTION: BEWARE OF THE MIXING ASS

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:33 pm |

    – Mommy! I want a Traffic Yam!

  26. Garst | 10:01 pm |

    I hope there is a good assortment.

  27. Huu Yuu | 3:54 am |

    Who tossed the ass pork[ing] salad?

  28. Marum | 8:28 am |

    No Chang!
    Social intercourse, is not screwing in groups.

  29. Marum | 8:53 am |

    @Sparky. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. πŸ˜‰

  30. Marum | 8:56 am |

    Our mixed pork – It’s finger—-king good.

  31. Lollerskate | 9:45 pm |

    @Classic Steve: I think you mean the *last* two words in the last line πŸ˜‰

  32. Wm Jas | 9:03 am |

    The actual Chinese is a little scary, too: “五香驴肉” means “donkey meat with five spices.”

  33. sirpaulfan | 9:30 pm |

    “I get nervous when those words are next to each other.” What, “fruit” and “salad”?

  34. Long Tom | 8:30 pm |

    If only the sign said “Kick-ass pork”…

  35. Chuck | 4:27 am |

    How does this compare to the Dry Fried Ass Meat in the Zhang Style ?

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