We’re most proud of this one…

posted on 13 Jul 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

beautiful-toilet

Hey, I can see myself!

Photo courtesy of Eric Bergman.
Found at ski resort in South Korea.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Stunning absolutely stunning

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    A place you love to sit and contemplate.

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    “A Beautiful Toilet” is a companion movie to “A Beautiful Mind” but has someone whose mind is in the gutter,

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    obligatory: “We aim to please, so you aim too please”

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    How come there is no beautiful toilet in the picture? Pics or it doesn’t exist.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    @Huu Yuu: I don’t think you would be ejected from the toilet like John Nash

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The Ass Mgr is credited for this beautiful toilet

  8. DrLex | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    One cannot polish a turd, but a toilet on the other hand…

  9. jjhitt | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not easy being an Assistant Toilet Manager.

  10. Tom41 | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Toilet can’t be that beautiful, if the dirt on the sign’s anything to go by!

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, no sh!t?

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Patrons can help by walking 12 inches above the floor.

  13. timmy | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Well then, you should start with wiping the fecal matter off of the sign.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    When they achieve a beautiful toilet, I imagine they’ll be flushed with success.

  15. TS | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ You are so beautiful…to me…can’t you see…♫

  16. Sparky | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    My idea of a Superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself.

  17. The Dude | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    3 Assistant Managers on this toilet. Kim, Dae and Sung are working shi(f)ts…

  18. Classic Steve | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    So beautiful you can’t bring yourself to use it.

  19. Droll not Troll | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Beauty is in the eye of the pee holder.

  20. Biff the Understudy | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Or, as we like to call it, “a dapper crapper.”

  21. Frank Burns | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “What are the three clamshells for?” -John Spartan

  22. Filboid | 12:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Gives me a warm yellow feeling all over…

  23. RT | 6:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    please keep our toilets clean;

    piss on the ground and smear poop on the walls

  24. Long Tom | 7:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In South Korea, you are lucky if you can FIND a Western-style toilet, as opposed to the traditional “squat hole”.

  25. Eggrish | 10:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    All toilets are beautiful and deserve a college education.

  26. EffEff | 12:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Spiffy biffy, spiffy biffy

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mission Kimpossible

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Signs say more than thousand words

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If it’s yellow, let it mellow!

  30. sirpaulfan | 11:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We are doing best for beautiful toilet. Unfortunately, best not good enough, so you use ugly one.

  31. Mr. Wrong | 1:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Please excuse me and shut the door while I do best for the beautiful toilet. We’ve been out of bran, so this might take a while.

  32. Mr. Wrong | 1:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Done. Don’t forget to rate my best.

  33. Big Fat Cat | 10:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nash-Toilet Equilibrium – a paper John Nash too embarrassed to be published.

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