Fresh from horny bees.

posted on 17 Aug 2015 in Candy/Gum

horny-and-apple-candy

Halloween just got weird(er).

Photo courtesy of Pearline Ho.
Found in Singapore.

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  1. DrLex | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or …

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Well if you remove the core.

  3. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    Something from the sugar daddys

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Forget the apple. A nice pear will get me horny.

  5. jjhitt | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take two bags. It’s been a while since I had some.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this the latest gadget from Apple?

  7. jjhitt | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If upon opening the bag you find the candy stuck together, it’s not fully done.

  8. timmy | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ingredients: high fructose corn syrup, Spanish fly, artificial apple flavoring, green dye #47.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s what they mean by “hard” candy.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Condoms sold separately

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    – What’s for dinner, honey? I’m horny!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you like some hot balls with that?

  13. Frank Burns | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    What was really in the Garden of Eden.

  14. Frank Burns | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “Me sweet you long time.”

  15. Lora | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    So, are you gettin’ any…. candy?

  16. Droll not Troll | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    What? Nobody posting the disclaimer? OK, then..
    Warning: May contain nuts. 😛

  17. Big Fat Cat | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Her name is Candy.

  18. Classic Steve | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    How do you like them apples, baby?

  19. tadchem | 10:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This could inspire a whole new X-rated version of Snow White!

  20. coffeebot | 11:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    …from the hornycomb

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The most important part of seven-intercourse dinner menu

  22. RT | 2:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, might as well try it; costs a lot less than a prescription of sildenafil citrate

  23. Filboid | 2:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @BFC: Yeah, Apple finally introduced the iHorny.

  24. Filboid | 2:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Be careful not to get stuck in the horny jar, Pooh.

  25. Filboid | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Hot bubble tea is really good with a spoonful of horny in it.

  26. EffEff | 9:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what happens when you breed honeybees with rhinoceros beetles.

  27. sirpaulfan | 10:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Come on baby, you know what they say, one a day keeps the doctor away!

  28. KirbyMario12345 | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    surga surga!
    horny horny!

  29. Peter | 2:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Honey, you make me so Horny

  30. WOlf | 7:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hardoween!

  31. zankhana | 8:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t look now but I think we are being followed by a drone……

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