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posted on 20 Aug 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

apologizw-for-any-convenience

Sorry we made it easier.

Photo courtesy of Clinton Rivers.
Found at Bangkok airport, Thailand.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    not sincerely, the TSA

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    We’re from the government, we’re here to…. oh, wait….

  3. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    But take anyone you like

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Apologizw? I have a feeling all signs from here on may be in Polish.

  5. sirpaulfan | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    We apologizw for any convenience. Or competence. Or apologizwing.

  6. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    A nice use of Polish and English

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    If you and your luggage arrive at the same destination we’ve obviously made a mistake.

  8. sirpaulfan | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    …In fact we committed at here to keep costumer far from convenience, and endjoyingw lack of service and disorienting signage at every turn. Don’t thank us. It what we do.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    There are several typos. Grammatically correct version:

    WW APOLOGIZW FOR ANY CONVWNIWNCW

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    But not for some incontinence … right? Riiight?!

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    We take luggagw from foreigner. Charges apply.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The BangCork Airport is infamous for its convenience apologizing.

  13. jjhitt | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Remember: The customer is always.

  14. coffeebot | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    we need to strategizw

  15. Tong | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We continue to work on the Wow factor! If you are convenient in any way by our service, we are really sorry!

  16. J-Luke | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We apologize for the smooth boarding; next time we’ll narrow the walkways and employ the most nitpicking security personnel we can find.

  17. Big Fat Cat | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “We apologize for conveniently poking you in the rear” – BangCork Airport Authority.

  18. Droll not Troll | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Please don’t sult my telligence.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But we love inconvenience stores!

  20. Marum | 9:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    We actually meant to be obstreporous bastards.
    If you are receivingy degree of service, it is due to a stuff-up by our staff.

  21. Marum | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Of cours we apologize for the convenience. We haven’t cleaned it since th airport opened.

  22. Marum | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    errr– receivingy = receiving any. (The Deus et machina strikes again) 😡

  23. Marum | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    I love Thai ladies – but I could never eat a wholz one.

    However—I could do the reverse. 😀

  24. Marum | 11:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Look here FARANG!
    You laugh uproariously at our signz, you insult gloriouz Emperor. We throwz you in jail – long time – till you get mannerwz.

  25. Filboid | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s ok George, you’ve done plenty already. No convenience to apologise for.

  26. Biff the Understudy | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Found at Bangkok airport, Thailand inconvenience store.

  27. Tom41 | 4:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, we ran out of E’s… how convenient!

  28. Zankhana | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve use the “conveniences” in Thailand and they SHOULD apologizw!

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