Spicy Tofu

posted on 22 Aug 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

spicy-tried-tofu

…and he didn’t like it.

Photo courtesy of “Streaks”.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    Spicy Girl tried it!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |

    Then mildly eated.

  3. jjhitt | 4:43 am |

    He tried to what?

  4. Frank Burns | 4:47 am |

    Good for Spicy! It’s about time she tried new things.

  5. Frank Burns | 4:57 am |

    Then Spicy said, “What in the bloody hell is this crap? Wall paper paste without the flavor? I’d rather eat my own ear wax!”

  6. WorrierPrincess | 5:08 am |

    Tofu or not tofu. There is no “tried.”

  7. algernon | 5:12 am |

    Its great its regurgitated.

  8. Tong | 5:12 am |

    Spicy said that Tofu was not hot enough.

  9. algernon | 5:13 am |

    Not tripe then

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:10 am |

    I tried to fu myself once but without success.

  11. Droll not Troll | 7:01 am |

    Tofu was convicted and put in stir.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:17 am |

    – Waiter! Who tried my tofu?

  13. Droll not Troll | 7:30 am |

    @Seventy2rd o clock: A few people have told me to go fu myself but I was never inclined to try.

  14. timmy | 7:33 am |

    “He won’t eat it, he hates everything! —-Hey Spicy!”

  15. RT | 11:55 am |

    it was NOT super effective

  16. Classic Steve | 4:18 pm |

    The chef knows his ABCs.

  17. EffEff | 8:08 pm |

    I tried to kung fu myself.

  18. Droll not Troll | 8:26 pm |

    … until Spicy was too tired to fu any more.

  19. Droll not Troll | 8:30 pm |

    … and the sign maker was tired for making fypos.

  20. Brian Burwell | 8:45 pm |

    Turned out he was allergic to soybeans and died of anaphylactic shock. That is why there are only seven dwarfs.

  21. Filboid | 1:20 am |

    Tried – and found wonton.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:21 am |

    @ Droll not Troll: It’s really amazing how many people expect you to do it!

  23. Marum | 9:21 am |

    I Victoria Beckham find this product revolting/\.

  24. sirpaulfan | 2:08 am |

    And found Tofu wanting.

  25. Shintarou | 9:22 pm |

    That explains the bites that have been taken out of them …

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