Sure, I got money to speno.

posted on 7 Aug 2015 in Chinglish, Containers

milk-teddy

This is Milk Teddy’s tirce plea.

Photo courtesy of Barry Mungall.
Wallet found in Chinatown in Canada.

24 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Sorry I’m lactose intolerant

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Hearty Tirce or medallion bear

  3. jjhitt | 4:10 am |

    I’m not sure how you milk a Bling-Bling Bear.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:46 am |

    Hmmm … Milk teddy or teddy beer?

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:47 am |

    Shall we captidn?

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:54 am |

    Milk Teddy or not to milk Teddy? It is the questidn!

  7. Frank Burns | 5:01 am |

    I tried to milk Teddy, and a button came off in my hand.

  8. coffeebot | 5:20 am |

    Milk Teddy. Gaining in popularity on Sausage Hamster.

  9. Stopchicks | 5:38 am |

    Sure, we can speno hearty tirce right after we blerg meaty thripto.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:11 am |

    Milking beer?!

  11. Droll not Troll | 6:25 am |

    Milk Teddy? That would need bear breasts. OK, count me in!

  12. Droll not Troll | 6:30 am |

    Now, Junior, after you learn to milk Teddy I’ll show you some clever things you can do with Barbie.

  13. Chris | 7:05 am |

    “I have nipples. Could you milk me?”

  14. Tom41 | 9:12 am |

    Teddy has become drunk on milk… or maybe he just needs a spell checker!

  15. Marum | 9:13 am |

    ♫If you got the money honey,
    I have got the time♪

  16. Marum | 9:21 am |

    OK. A “tirce” = 42 gallons (imp). (= X 4.54L).

    If that is any help at all. 😉

  17. Marum | 9:23 am |

    You cannot do it bear. You have to use a condiminium.

  18. Filboid | 2:18 pm |

    Y’know, Teddy, that silly porno moustache isn’t fooling anybody – where’s the pizza delivery guy?

  19. RT | 2:51 pm |

    alright, i’ll open the studio… but first you gotta go to queens and get breast milk from an albino bear! i only drink the finest breast milks

    -dave chapelle as p.diddy

  20. Marum | 4:05 pm |

    Q. What do you call a Bear with a handlebar moustache?

    A. Tickly tickly!

  21. algernon | 4:08 pm |

    Perhaps teddy is the blue tit of happiness

  22. Droll not Troll | 5:09 pm |

    @Marum: 42 gallons!! How much milk can a Teddy bear??

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:32 am |

    Speno Tirce = UEO (Unidentified Engrish Object)

  24. sirpaulfan | 11:46 pm |

    Can you use Hearty Tirce in a sentence?

    Judith had just removed the last of her lingerie when Rodger completely lost control and HEARTY TRICE.

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