Under severance

posted on 31 Aug 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

under-severance

Photo courtesy of Dave Kliman.
Found in Chinatown, NYC.

33 captions

  1. jjhitt | 4:01 am |

    They sell meat cleavers.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |

    — signed Severus Snape

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Must be a 7-11

  4. jjhitt | 4:04 am |

    Software… check!
    Underware… check!
    Tupperware.. check!
    Silverware… check!

    We are fully ware.

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    Is Wared the brother of Subway’s Jared?

  6. DrLex | 4:04 am |

    Strangely enough, they already attempted to correct it. A piece of paper can be seen pasted over the bottom…

  7. algernon | 4:04 am |

    I’ll pay to part

  8. DrLex | 4:06 am |

    The counter is equipped with a guillotine?

  9. Big Fat Cat | 4:08 am |

    This Stove is under surveillance 24 hrs.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:09 am |

    The store is not staff as they are all under severance .

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    If you can’t be wared, be lerted.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    One staff member is fired every 30 minutes.

  13. Frank Burns | 5:00 am |

    You guys remember Lefty? He got caught shoplifting there once.

  14. pasdrole | 5:58 am |

    Mind your limbs as you enter the store

  15. J-Luke | 6:05 am |

    Be wared or not be wared
    That’s the question

  16. Droll not Troll | 7:11 am |

    Also offering free home deliverance.

  17. Droll not Troll | 7:13 am |

    … and the doors and windows are alared.

  18. Marum | 8:20 am |

    That”s right.. If we catch you stealing, we will cut your nuts off.

  19. Marum | 8:22 am |

    @Algernon. No. In Oz. 7-11 merely underpays its workers.

  20. PeeBee | 9:57 am |

    Shoplifters will face sever punishment.

  21. Biff the Understudy | 10:11 am |

    Meet our new security manager, Jihadi John.

  22. KirbyMario12345 | 10:39 am |

    Always happy to sever you!

  23. Will Pitts | 1:51 pm |

    To protect and sever.

  24. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:23 pm |

    Fortunately their pension plan is much more generous, and quickly vested.

  25. Filboid | 4:25 pm |

    When do I get my surveillance pay?

  26. ccY | 4:43 pm |

    This store is under severance 24 HR officers

  27. Brian Burwell | 8:30 pm |

    Don’t you dare try to reattach this wared out stove!

  28. coffeebot | 12:56 am |

    Hard of fearing

  29. sirpaulfan | 2:35 am |

    The turnover is awful here, but at least they give good severance pay.

  30. NickJG814 | 8:54 pm |

    Snape, Snape, Severance Snape.

  31. Peter | 2:13 pm |

    Explains the absence of light in the store.
    Customers are severed from the store 24 hours.

  32. Airrider | 6:22 pm |

    Thank you for shopping. YOU’RE FIRED!

  33. Zankhana | 6:57 am |

    It’s a cut price store!

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