Use the force

posted on 12 Aug 2015 in Signs

repairing-wall

Photo courtesy of Jason Smit.
Found in Japan. 

40 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Just be careful with that sledge Eugene.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Is because it’s freestanding

  3. DrLex | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to the plaster throwing championships.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    You have to get permission from Pink Floyd before touching “The Wall”.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Because you never know where it’s been

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, I will not make caption while typing

  7. jjhitt | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Practice safe patching. Wrap that hammer.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    In other words, get someone else to repair the wall.

  9. jjhitt | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Up Against The Wall….. on second thought, don’t.

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    …. or, don’t touch this wall while repairing that wall?

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    – B … But Officer, I swear I touched the wall before repairing the wall!

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Mission Impossible.

  13. Stopchicks | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m running into a mental wall trying to figure out how to do that.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Wall down carefully

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I touch the ceiling?

  16. Frank Burns | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    “Use the Force Luke, use the Force.”

  17. coffeebot | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Heisenberg’s Home Repair Service

  18. Droll not Troll | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    We apologise for the incongruence.

  19. pasdrole | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re used to be an app for that!

  20. Classic Steve | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s like when a dog wants you to throw a ball without taking it from his mouth.

  21. Lora | 11:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    But you can touch it all you like when wrecking it first.

  22. Filboid | 2:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Hyacinth Bucket is probably visiting her sister Chrysanthemum.

  23. Jewels | 5:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    But you can touch the “Wet paint” all you like….

  24. Eggrish | 8:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I just wear gloves then?

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Can I intercourse the wall after repair?

  26. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the tele-operated robot lab after all.

  27. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    No, Seventy2rd, that’s how it got that hole in the first place.

  28. JimS | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Mind over matter.

  29. The Dude | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Ahhh, osmosis…

  30. Marum | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this a trick question?

    Q. How do you repair a japanese wall without touching it?

    A. You use a nip and tuck process

  31. Mr. Wrong | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And on the seventh day, the Lord created the wall, and He saw that it was good.

    But it is starting to show its age…

  32. Marum | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well! It will never get fixed by touching yourself

  33. Marum | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Jewels. I saw a sign once.

    DO NOT TOUCH THE WET PAINT

    Then there was a foot square of the colour on the sign with the caption:

    FEEL FREE TO TOUCH THE SAMPLE.

  34. Peter | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION
    God at work

  35. EffEff | 5:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You can do the job if you chew Wrigley’s P.K. gum first, or Platonian food for six months, or Dr. McCoy’s concentrated kironide injection….

  36. EffEff | 9:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    … or pass through the Energy barrier at the edge of the galaxy.

  37. Mark | 12:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Use the force, Luke

  38. Brian | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Challenge: Accepted!

  39. l2646134 | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the first time I’m gonna try to paint a wall with a paintball gun.

  40. ruuku | 11:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    telekinetic repairmen wanted

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