We’d better not sex

posted on 27 Aug 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

not-allowed-to-pregnant

Hey! We don’t want your kind giving birth.

Photo courtesy of Claire Northall.
Found in Seoul, Korea.

30 captions

  1. coffeebot | 4:02 am |

    Hey! You’re looking suspiciously fertile.

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    So you can get it sitting down

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Looks suspiciously like a man with something large in his pocket

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    – B … But Officer, I became pregnant BEFORE I sat down!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |

    I would never allow myself to pregnant … !

  6. DrLex | 4:20 am |

    NOT ALLOWED TO SIT ON HOVERING DISC

  7. DrLex | 4:21 am |

    Sterilization kits available at front desk

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |

    This is basically a seat for pregnant women, who are not allowed to get pregnant.

  9. Ben | 4:28 am |

    That’s exactly what her dad told me, and he was holding a 12 gauge.

  10. Huu Yuu | 4:32 am |

    Ah, the new abortion signs.

  11. The Dude | 5:54 am |

    The Korean translation says this:

    And never give your seat to pregnant women or disabled people, seats are reserved for strong healthy young people.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:59 am |

    You are only allowed to have sex in Pregnant Park!

  13. Droll not Troll | 6:17 am |

    I can’t conceive of what they could mean by this.

  14. Droll not Troll | 6:19 am |

    Warning: Pregnancy may cause you to levitate above seats.

  15. Droll not Troll | 6:21 am |

    Let’s celibate!

  16. timmy | 6:27 am |

    “I swear, my wife is just fat !”

  17. Frank Burns | 7:04 am |

    Not when Planned Parenthood can make so much money off of body parts.

  18. Marum | 8:29 am |

    Having a black cat sitting on your lap, is also frowned upon.

  19. Marum | 9:09 am |

    No wonder his back is so straight.

    The lady is entertaining him.

    ROYALLY!!

  20. Marum | 9:11 am |

    I have it on good asvice, that she will not get pregnant — THAT WAY!!

  21. Marum | 9:13 am |

    BTW: Although it may well make the journey less boring, this is frowned upon by Korean Railways.

  22. Marum | 2:03 pm |

    @DNT. Prgnancy won’t. But getting pregnant will.

  23. sirpaulfan | 1:58 am |

    “Hey, can you get STDs on a suspended disc in an anti-pregnancy ad?” “Yeah, but it’s a terrible place to take a date.”

  24. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:04 am |

    She’s carrying it down in her thighs. Must be male twins.

  25. Anomoly | 4:30 pm |

    Lets sex! Engrish style

  26. Marum | 10:14 am |

    @A Non Y Mouse. Is that true – the heeight of the bump = the sex of the baby? Or. Is it a phallusy?

  27. Marum | 10:17 am |

    sori ymas about the “eees”. Since the last cup of char I poured into my kbd. it eithr gives no ees or lots.
    Kismet. The Lord givth. The Lord takeeeth away. :roll:

  28. Long Tom | 7:43 pm |

    Sign at a pet spay/neuter clinic?

  29. Peter | 3:48 am |

    Smartest solution to global overpopulation . . . EVER

  30. chaoticbaboosh | 5:40 pm |

    please use of the birth control , or else !

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