Come in through the front door, but leave by the side door.
DrLex
8 years ago
When checking out, don’t go through the front door, jump out of the window instead.
PeeBee
8 years ago
I’ll take a stab at it.
Huu Yuu
8 years ago
Do not visit there on the Ides of March.
Droll not Troll
8 years ago
Makes sense. There probably isn’t a hotel anywhere that takes deliveries by the front entrance.
jjhitt
8 years ago
There’s only one way out of here.
jjhitt
8 years ago
Life is full of choices. We could have gone to the Planned Parenthood Training Hotel, but Noooooo… you thought this place would have nice salads.
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago
You can never check in, but you can always leave
Droll not Troll
8 years ago
That product from yesterday’s Engrish is definitely not ideal for this!
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago
– I would like a room, please.
– Prolonged labor, fetal distress or cord prolapse, Madam?
Droll not Troll
8 years ago
Whoever named this hotel was laboring under a misconception.
timmy
8 years ago
I’ll have the Caesar salad, but with the dressing on the side.
PeeBee
8 years ago
A great place to spend Labor Day.
Frank Burns
8 years ago
I don’t have the guts to stay there.
The Dude
8 years ago
To all guests, park your car in the C Section.
Marum
8 years ago
The Essenes disapprove of this hotel.
Marum
8 years ago
This hotel is belly, belly, good
Marum
8 years ago
Anyone found stealing the towels, will be nailed to a piece of 6″x3″ for the weekend.
Auntie
8 years ago
Best I could do with the Chinese kanji is: Imperial X Great Sake Shop,
so, something about an elevated liquor store?
I am sure I am wrong, as that second character does not seem to be found in my Japanese dictionaries.
Salome
8 years ago
MacDuff was from his hotel room untimely ripped.
Salome
8 years ago
O.K., so they meant ‘Imperial’ and got ‘Caesarean’. Reminds me of the time I saw a page in a German women’s magazine headed ‘Kaiserschnitt’ and was disappointed to discover it wasn’t a recipe.
Droll not Troll
8 years ago
If you stay at a cut-rate hotel you get what you pay for.
Droll not Troll
8 years ago
@ Salome: Ah, a quote from The Scottish (word)Play! Love it!!
coffeebot
8 years ago
I’d like a room in the C Section
Long Tom
8 years ago
Well, the name “Caesar’s Palace” was already taken long ago.
sirpaulfan
8 years ago
Is this the hotel where you wake up in a bathtub full of ice and some of your organs are gone?
Cuts me up
Its the birthing process
All Hail Caesarean!
Who had the cut? Et Tu Brute?
Come in through the front door, but leave by the side door.
When checking out, don’t go through the front door, jump out of the window instead.
I’ll take a stab at it.
Do not visit there on the Ides of March.
Makes sense. There probably isn’t a hotel anywhere that takes deliveries by the front entrance.
There’s only one way out of here.
Life is full of choices. We could have gone to the Planned Parenthood Training Hotel, but Noooooo… you thought this place would have nice salads.
You can never check in, but you can always leave
That product from yesterday’s Engrish is definitely not ideal for this!
– I would like a room, please.
– Prolonged labor, fetal distress or cord prolapse, Madam?
Whoever named this hotel was laboring under a misconception.
I’ll have the Caesar salad, but with the dressing on the side.
A great place to spend Labor Day.
I don’t have the guts to stay there.
To all guests, park your car in the C Section.
The Essenes disapprove of this hotel.
This hotel is belly, belly, good
Anyone found stealing the towels, will be nailed to a piece of 6″x3″ for the weekend.
Best I could do with the Chinese kanji is: Imperial X Great Sake Shop,
so, something about an elevated liquor store?
I am sure I am wrong, as that second character does not seem to be found in my Japanese dictionaries.
MacDuff was from his hotel room untimely ripped.
O.K., so they meant ‘Imperial’ and got ‘Caesarean’. Reminds me of the time I saw a page in a German women’s magazine headed ‘Kaiserschnitt’ and was disappointed to discover it wasn’t a recipe.
If you stay at a cut-rate hotel you get what you pay for.
@ Salome: Ah, a quote from The Scottish (word)Play! Love it!!
I’d like a room in the C Section
Well, the name “Caesar’s Palace” was already taken long ago.
Is this the hotel where you wake up in a bathtub full of ice and some of your organs are gone?
All are most welcome, especially ye pregnant
I want a womb with a view.