Aw, cut it out!

posted on 23 Sep 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

caesarean-hotel

Photo courtesy of Helen Lorwerth.
Found in Chengdu, China.

32 captions

  1. algernon | 4:08 am |

    Cuts me up

  2. algernon | 4:08 am |

    Its the birthing process

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:19 am |

    All Hail Caesarean!

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:20 am |

    Who had the cut? Et Tu Brute?

  5. Ben | 4:27 am |

    Come in through the front door, but leave by the side door.

  6. DrLex | 4:30 am |

    When checking out, don’t go through the front door, jump out of the window instead.

  7. PeeBee | 4:48 am |

    I’ll take a stab at it.

  8. Huu Yuu | 5:00 am |

    Do not visit there on the Ides of March.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:12 am |

    Makes sense. There probably isn’t a hotel anywhere that takes deliveries by the front entrance.

  10. jjhitt | 5:17 am |

    There’s only one way out of here.

  11. jjhitt | 5:20 am |

    Life is full of choices. We could have gone to the Planned Parenthood Training Hotel, but Noooooo… you thought this place would have nice salads.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:20 am |

    You can never check in, but you can always leave

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:22 am |

    That product from yesterday’s Engrish is definitely not ideal for this!

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:27 am |

    – I would like a room, please.
    – Prolonged labor, fetal distress or cord prolapse, Madam?

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:36 am |

    Whoever named this hotel was laboring under a misconception.

  16. timmy | 5:42 am |

    I’ll have the Caesar salad, but with the dressing on the side.

  17. PeeBee | 5:49 am |

    A great place to spend Labor Day.

  18. Frank Burns | 5:49 am |

    I don’t have the guts to stay there.

  19. The Dude | 7:32 am |

    To all guests, park your car in the C Section.

  20. Marum | 9:24 am |

    The Essenes disapprove of this hotel.

  21. Marum | 9:25 am |

    This hotel is belly, belly, good

  22. Marum | 10:14 am |

    Anyone found stealing the towels, will be nailed to a piece of 6″x3″ for the weekend.

  23. Auntie | 2:12 pm |

    Best I could do with the Chinese kanji is: Imperial X Great Sake Shop,
    so, something about an elevated liquor store?

    I am sure I am wrong, as that second character does not seem to be found in my Japanese dictionaries.

  24. Salome | 4:39 pm |

    MacDuff was from his hotel room untimely ripped.

  25. Salome | 4:41 pm |

    O.K., so they meant ‘Imperial’ and got ‘Caesarean’. Reminds me of the time I saw a page in a German women’s magazine headed ‘Kaiserschnitt’ and was disappointed to discover it wasn’t a recipe.

  26. Droll not Troll | 5:33 pm |

    If you stay at a cut-rate hotel you get what you pay for.

  27. Droll not Troll | 5:44 pm |

    @ Salome: Ah, a quote from The Scottish (word)Play! Love it!!

  28. coffeebot | 11:50 am |

    I’d like a room in the C Section

  29. Long Tom | 9:15 pm |

    Well, the name “Caesar’s Palace” was already taken long ago.

  30. sirpaulfan | 4:27 am |

    Is this the hotel where you wake up in a bathtub full of ice and some of your organs are gone?

  31. Peter | 8:48 pm |

    All are most welcome, especially ye pregnant

  32. Rrr | 10:53 pm |

    I want a womb with a view.

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