Have a little grabitude.

posted on 1 Sep 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

imitation-grab-pizza

Grabmeat for those on the go!

Photo courtesy of Catt Tirabassi.
From a Japanese restaurant in Thailand.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Also try the fondle fondue.

  2. jjhitt | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Tastes like crab.

  3. DrLex | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d rather have the real body snatching fishbone.

  4. coffeebot | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Imitation pizza

  5. DrLex | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    So we have a Japanese variation on an Italian dish, served in a Thai restaurant. “Imitation” doesn’t even begin to describe it.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    looks more like a starfish to me.

  7. WorrierPrincess | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Are those real?

  8. Ben | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, it caught my attention.

  9. algernon | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Well I’ll take it or leave it

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmm! Seizefood!

  11. algernon | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The cheese finishes it off

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 3  

    Can I get some real Japanese snatch? 😈

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Not really takeaway, then.

  14. SF | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    They grabbed the pizza-idea from Italy. I’d rather have mozzarella di buffala than tofu …

  15. PeeBee | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer Grab Rancoon.

  16. timmy | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Water! This pizza tastes like grap!

  17. Big Fat Cat | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I have Italian Nyotaimori (女体盛り) with Berlusconi Grab?

  18. ViceContaminatedThe | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s the difference between an imitation grab and a real grab?

  19. Auntie | 2:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    What is Japanese about this? The Mayonnaise?

  20. Biff the Understudy | 3:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “Accept no pros… er, substitutes.”

  21. iLock | 6:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I reached out to grab one, but then thought nah, and I got some English-
    Style Sushi instead…

  22. iLock | 6:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmm looks delicious, I’ll take 10! …And here you go,
    some imitation ¥en.

  23. iLock | 6:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you have any Engrish-style tuner slushi?

  24. iLock | 6:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Gheese man! On a crab?!

  25. Filboid | 7:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Makes me want to grab some crapcakes.

  26. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, I guess that’s closer to Neapolitan pizza than using shredded cheese.

  27. Mr Lister | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, the heart shaped tomato looks nice at least.

  28. Marum | 11:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    At the private tables, you can get indecently assaulted

  29. Marum | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Mr Lister. Tomato hey! That’s a relief. I thought it was a wierd Thai egg.

  30. Marum | 11:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I did wonder how thw hens laid square eggs though.

  31. Marum | 11:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Edit weird

  32. Marum | 11:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    BTW. I have always practised the “grab and eat” technique.

  33. Big Fat Cat | 11:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    @Marum: I thought you always practise the “grab and suck” technique

  34. sirpaulfan | 2:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “This restaurant sucks.”
    “Oh, don’t be so grabby.”

  35. EffEff | 6:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We need a Grab Ho building next to the Suck Ho Building.

  36. Peter | 2:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Grab the crab or the crap?

  37. Tom P | 4:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When food grabs you, fight back … with Tums!

  38. Don M | 8:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Try our other Crust Asian.

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