I like to let my anger simmer…

posted on 26 Sep 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

anger-virtue-roasts

Anger releases the juice of shame.

Photo courtesy of Paul Nebel.
Menu found in Turkish restaurant in South Korea.

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  1. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    So what’s your beef

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Well I’ll be a kebab

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 4  

    The source puts the meat which hardens above the thin bread and the cheese in and cooking or else the anger virtue roasts again.

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    What does SET-Soup taste like?

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    – Waiter, my lamp which hardens the soup softens it, it puts it on the plate, barked it, the fat bread the cheese source throws mischievous cook puts out on the flour which in kindness virtually barks, and?

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Also called ‘Chicken of the Lamps’

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    – Would you like some translation with that?

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m happy to say I’ve never needed any kind of bread to make my meat harden.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, I see the source of your anger. It’s this #@%¢&Ô translation!

  10. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    We proudly power our kitchen with clean sustainable righteous indignation.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    No more anger virtue roasts for me, I always get really bad indignation afterwards.

  12. jjhitt | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t order the cheese sandwich.

  13. jjhitt | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Pre-heat oven to ‘slightly pissed’.

  14. J-Luke | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    I’d rather have the meat hardened above a couple of buns…

  15. Marum | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    It is neither. It’s dog.

  16. Marum | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    @J-Luke Why? Are you reversing the charges? :blush:

  17. Marum | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    @DnT It may not work for you. But the more bread you have, the more likely the ladies are to get horny for you.

  18. Marum | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Huu Yuu. You wouldn’t want to know, if it is your set that thy made the soup from.

  19. timmy | 10:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Sounds like my Wife is pissed off that my meat is hardened again.

  20. RT | 11:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Good, good… The main course’s ready
    -emperor palpatine

  21. Tom41 | 3:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If your meat got hard while cooking the thin bread, you’d be angry too!

  22. Marum | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    I like fresh smoked ham,
    And cream that’s freshly beaten,
    But I’ve never yet found a clam,
    That didn’t enjoy being eaten. :mrgreen:

  23. Long Tom | 9:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Burger King put out what they called an Angry Whopper years ago. So called because it was very spicy.

  24. sirpaulfan | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I have the meat which hardens above the thin bread and the cheese and source puts in and cooking which in anger virtue roasts, without the anger?

  25. Wax Frog | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I’ll start wearing thin bread underwear.

  26. The Dude | 8:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The meat which hardens above the thin bread. Funny “thin bread” is what I call your sister.

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