Let’s tourist responsibly.

posted on 12 Sep 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

civilized-behavior

Let’s just friendship.

Photo courtesy of Hilary Eichelberger.
Found in Xi’an, China.

27 captions

  1. Big Fat Cat | 4:28 am |

    trip = stumble or fall
    Please enjoy your trip with civilized behavior means fall into water gracefully .

  2. Frank Burns | 4:55 am |

    Welcome to Peyote Land!

  3. Droll not Troll | 5:01 am |

    Can I take a trip on your friend’s ship, then?

  4. Droll not Troll | 5:44 am |

    Some of my best friends are plants, especially those that can send me on a trip.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:52 am |

    No, I normally enjoy my trip with paranoia, hysteria, lobotomy, heart attack and finally death.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:56 am |

    CAUTION: In case of bad trip, dying right here is strictly prohibited

  7. algernon | 6:27 am |

    Would that be in the corn fields

  8. algernon | 6:28 am |

    Why were are we going

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:30 am |

    – Hey! Who put that friend’s hip between us?

  10. timmy | 7:58 am |

    Thank you, Dr. Timothy Leary.

  11. timmy | 7:59 am |

    @algernon: Your dry sense of humor always cracks me up!

  12. Marum | 8:11 am |

    But I don’t even know where you’ve been.

  13. Marum | 8:29 am |

    @Hilary.
    Der bergers sind besser im Xi’an city.

  14. Marum | 8:31 am |

    Define civilized.

  15. Marum | 8:47 am |

    High up in the hills where the poppies be,
    I gaze on high at the blood red sea,
    And the fish leap up and cavort about,
    In wonderful hues like a rainbow trout.

    With the bright green sun in a purple sky,
    Where the dragons live and never die,
    And the turtles sing like Pavarotti,
    For the flying fox is completely potty.

    It’s there that we’ll live in a castle great,
    Just me and my cat and my loving mate,
    And we’ll surf the clouds on a golden ski,
    In the mystical land that can never be.

  16. jjhitt | 8:49 am |

    We’ve been having a bit of a barbarian problem lately.

  17. Marum | 9:01 am |

    There! That gives a different slant on “tourist trips”.

  18. Marum | 9:06 am |

    jjhitt.
    Warrior: RAPE THE MEN AND KILL THE WOMEN,
    King: Don’t you mean “kill the men, and rape the women”?
    Warrior: Listen here sweetie. You play your games, and I’ll play mine.

  19. Big Fat Cat | 11:30 am |

    Sid Meier‘s Civilization : Age of Love & Friendship.

  20. Filboid | 3:04 pm |

    We’re talkin’ to you, Jeff Rubin!

  21. Filboid | 4:36 pm |

    And you, Gerard…

  22. Droll not Troll | 8:18 pm |

    Enjoy your trip, we’ll se you in the fall.

  23. Long Tom | 4:05 pm |

    If you act uncivilized, I will no longer be your friend-and you DON’T want to be my ex-friend!

  24. Unbelievaburgers | 9:50 pm |

    The *Chinese* are demanding/kindly requesting that tourists act civilized?!

    Is there a character for “irony”?

  25. sirpaulfan | 4:54 am |

    @ Marum:
    Der bergers sind besser im Xi’an city.

    Just checking.

    The citizens are better in Xi’an city?

  26. sirpaulfan | 4:55 am |

    @ Marum Never mind, mine is wrong too. I’ll shut up now.

  27. Marum | 6:21 am |

    Ya. Das ist es wahrheitsgetreu

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