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posted on 22 Sep 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

corrosive-children

Keep away from children…for your own safety.

Photo courtesy of Gráinne Nielsen.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |

    I think I wood keep away from toxic or corrosive children.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:08 am |

    This product is a registered sex offender because it has a “keep away from children” warning.

  3. timmy | 4:15 am |

    I guess I can’t use it on my kids then.

  4. timmy | 4:19 am |

    worst Halloween mask ever.

  5. iLock | 4:19 am |

    This item is possibly on sale…possibly

  6. jjhitt | 4:24 am |

    This would contain latex, but today it’s full of live bees.

  7. sirpaulfan | 4:42 am |

    Oh, it WOULD, would it???

  8. DrLex | 4:44 am |

    The warning is too vague. I need to know what pH value my children are allowed to have.

  9. DrLex | 4:45 am |

    “Ideal for”
    And then they give all kinds of reasons not to use the product.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:49 am |

    Whatever this is, it seems to be made of would.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |

    Corrosive children? They must be acidblings.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:59 am |

    I think I must have been a corrosive child. I had a friend called Rusty.

  13. algernon | 5:04 am |

    So you use it for keeping away from children

  14. algernon | 5:05 am |

    Ideal for not much by the looks

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:13 am |

    I know children might be irritant, destructive, sarcastic, but … umm, corrosive?

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:16 am |

    WARNING: Keep children away from children

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:17 am |

    It would may be translated perhaps by any chance more suitable.

  18. Frank Burns | 5:38 am |

    The warning would make sense if these are condoms.

  19. Frank Burns | 5:40 am |

    Must be rubber gloves or really terrible party balloons.

  20. Big Fat Cat | 5:46 am |

    Corrosive Children – The latest DC Comics villain.

  21. Big Fat Cat | 5:49 am |

    Like forbidding giving water to Gremlins, giving latex rubber to children after midnight will produce more corrosive children.

  22. Ben | 6:20 am |

    Medical, irritant, toxic, corrosive… In other words, don’t use it when changing the baby’s diaper.

  23. J-Luke | 7:33 am |

    OK, I give up…
    Ideal for what?

  24. Lora | 9:08 am |

    Toxic, corrosive children… this must have come from Monsters Inc.

  25. Marum | 9:22 am |

    This would contain natural rubber latex, but the f—–g storeman forgot to order it in.

  26. Marum | 9:24 am |

    I would have thought, not using would cause children.

  27. Marum | 9:25 am |

    J-Luke. Ideal for: For perusing the Kama Sutra, perhaps?

  28. Marum | 10:25 am |

    I guess if you bought a latex rubber girlie doll, it would cause your wife to have some sort of reaction. Allergic or not.

  29. Tom41 | 2:46 pm |

    Irritant, toxic, or corrosive children? I wouldn’t consider that minimal risk…

  30. RT | 3:32 pm |

    If you prefer a product that allows maximal risk, please try our line of unstable but portable nuclear reactors

  31. Brian Burwell | 8:17 pm |

    So in other words, don’t use with children?

  32. sirpaulfan | 10:27 pm |

    Toxic, corrosive, whatever….it’s the MEDICAL children I worry about! Give a 3 year old a scalpel and who knows WHAT would happen!

  33. Peter | 2:08 pm |

    I told you I hate children with a passion.
    Not without sound reasons.

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