There’s a whole lotta elbow shakin’ goin’ on…

posted on 15 Sep 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

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This is a no bawdry zone, wench.

Photo courtesy of Adrian Whittleworth.
Found in Jiaxing, Zhejian Province, China.

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  1. jjhitt | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Psst, buddy, wanna buy some arsenic?

  2. jjhitt | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Got a loose woman? Hand me that wench.

  3. timmy | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 1  

    I wish I enjoy my stay with you too, but now that I know that I can’t cuss, have any hookers or cocaine, or do the funky chicken, I doubt that I will.

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    warm from the policemen …. wench

    I think I’ll freak out

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If you bawdry and wench, the Police will ParkInYourBackYark Hotel with warm form.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    To register, I need to be an actual visiting guest, registered by own valid passport and fill a warm form policeman without as shaking the elbows, as freaking out andselling poison? No, thanx.

  7. algernon | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll be care with the spiders and snakes

  8. algernon | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Such nice people

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Deer Hotels , [87] Police No. 36,

    My friends welcome to me! thank you very kind, please but my warm form afraid to police catch me, you wish me feel bad to stay with you us. so,

    I don ‘t give my corporation!

    *shakes elbows in a freak-out way*

    [13] Guests who No. 2 the reception corner

  10. DrLex | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Warm? Not being allowed to freak out while doing the funky chicken and selling cyanide capsules is just plain cold, man.

  11. Frank Burns | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Hunter S. Thompson must have stayed there once.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sure all guests are beregistered, befuddled and bewildered.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    According to rule No.36, guests must not rule 34.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Stalkers are welcome; they know how to do the follow things.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I play my Long John Bawdry CDs?

  16. WorrierPrincess | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT
    Bewenched, bawdry and beregistered?

  17. Marum | 9:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess Taipans are not welcome then?

  18. Marum | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    If one can’t wench, is masturbation approved?

  19. Marum | 9:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    @jjhitt. I don’t like loose women. I prefer them the tight.

  20. Marum | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    So! If I register with someone else’s valid passport. I can wench all night, do freaky dancing, and drink as much poison as I feel like. Then the police will give them the warm form, and not me?

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I have a slight feeling it should be called ScotlandYard Hotel …

  22. jjhitt | 12:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum : What you do with yourself is your business. Just watch it with the elbows.

  23. Droll not Troll | 5:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @WorrierPrincess: Your Hart is in the right place. 😉

  24. Bill Posters | 7:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What the ActualGuest?

  25. Droll not Troll | 11:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    @Marum | 9:25 am: The problem with loose women is that somebody has been screwing them the wrong way.

  26. JimS | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think #5 was written by the same person that wrote #1 thru #4. Just a guess.

  27. sirpaulfan | 12:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No wonder there’s a war on cops! They’re soooo picky!

  28. The Dude | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Warm form the policman, cold press your olive oil, there’s just too many rules…

  29. sirpaulfan | 10:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I beregistered my dog once, but he still ran away.

  30. Rob | 1:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Another example why law enforcement shouldn’t drink and write public notices.

  31. kioku | 12:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ParkYard doesn’t sound like a hotel, but a large concrete lot..

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