There’s a whole lotta elbow shakin’ goin’ on…

posted on 15 Sep 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

welcome-to-parkyard-hotel

This is a no bawdry zone, wench.

Photo courtesy of Adrian Whittleworth.
Found in Jiaxing, Zhejian Province, China.

31 captions

  1. jjhitt | 4:11 am |

    Psst, buddy, wanna buy some arsenic?

  2. jjhitt | 4:12 am |

    Got a loose woman? Hand me that wench.

  3. timmy | 4:17 am |

    I wish I enjoy my stay with you too, but now that I know that I can’t cuss, have any hookers or cocaine, or do the funky chicken, I doubt that I will.

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:22 am |

    warm from the policemen …. wench

    I think I’ll freak out

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:29 am |

    If you bawdry and wench, the Police will ParkInYourBackYark Hotel with warm form.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |

    To register, I need to be an actual visiting guest, registered by own valid passport and fill a warm form policeman without as shaking the elbows, as freaking out andselling poison? No, thanx.

  7. algernon | 4:43 am |

    I’ll be care with the spiders and snakes

  8. algernon | 4:44 am |

    Such nice people

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:51 am |

    Deer Hotels , [87] Police No. 36,

    My friends welcome to me! thank you very kind, please but my warm form afraid to police catch me, you wish me feel bad to stay with you us. so,

    I don ‘t give my corporation!

    *shakes elbows in a freak-out way*

    [13] Guests who No. 2 the reception corner

  10. DrLex | 5:03 am |

    Warm? Not being allowed to freak out while doing the funky chicken and selling cyanide capsules is just plain cold, man.

  11. Frank Burns | 5:06 am |

    Hunter S. Thompson must have stayed there once.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:30 am |

    I’m sure all guests are beregistered, befuddled and bewildered.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:34 am |

    According to rule No.36, guests must not rule 34.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:41 am |

    Stalkers are welcome; they know how to do the follow things.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:48 am |

    Can I play my Long John Bawdry CDs?

  16. WorrierPrincess | 7:39 am |

    @DnT
    Bewenched, bawdry and beregistered?

  17. Marum | 9:21 am |

    I guess Taipans are not welcome then?

  18. Marum | 9:23 am |

    If one can’t wench, is masturbation approved?

  19. Marum | 9:25 am |

    @jjhitt. I don’t like loose women. I prefer them the tight.

  20. Marum | 9:27 am |

    So! If I register with someone else’s valid passport. I can wench all night, do freaky dancing, and drink as much poison as I feel like. Then the police will give them the warm form, and not me?

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:25 am |

    I have a slight feeling it should be called ScotlandYard Hotel …

  22. jjhitt | 12:14 pm |

    @Marum : What you do with yourself is your business. Just watch it with the elbows.

  23. Droll not Troll | 5:11 pm |

    @WorrierPrincess: Your Hart is in the right place. 😉

  24. Bill Posters | 7:38 pm |

    What the ActualGuest?

  25. Droll not Troll | 11:03 pm |

    @Marum | 9:25 am: The problem with loose women is that somebody has been screwing them the wrong way.

  26. JimS | 5:35 am |

    I don’t think #5 was written by the same person that wrote #1 thru #4. Just a guess.

  27. sirpaulfan | 12:14 am |

    No wonder there’s a war on cops! They’re soooo picky!

  28. The Dude | 6:11 am |

    Warm form the policman, cold press your olive oil, there’s just too many rules…

  29. sirpaulfan | 10:40 pm |

    I beregistered my dog once, but he still ran away.

  30. Rob | 1:16 pm |

    Another example why law enforcement shouldn’t drink and write public notices.

  31. kioku | 12:04 am |

    ParkYard doesn’t sound like a hotel, but a large concrete lot..

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