Because cleanliness is next to…reality

posted on 29 Oct 2015 in Household Items

cleaning-king

That dirt is just a dream…

Photo courtesy of U.U.

28 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Brings a sparkle and a smile, really

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Must be a pot

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    – Are you talking about
    – Recycling my life
    – Or

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    God Clean the King

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:17 am |

    The Lord of the Clean: The Returning of the Cleaning King

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:19 am |

    Who stole the reality of my life? I would like it returning please.

  7. Ben | 4:19 am |

    Specially designed to scour LSD from your system.

  8. sirpaulfan | 4:20 am |

    Now I have to go back and face stupid reality again.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 4:29 am |

    @Huu Yuu: The Lord of the Rinse: The Two Towels precedes The Returning of the Cleaning King

  10. jjhitt | 4:34 am |

    Oh man that HURT!
    Now to clean the other eye….

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:36 am |

    To clean the impossible dream
    To fight the unbeatable froth
    To scrape with unbearable sorrow
    To rinse where the brave dare not go

  12. jjhitt | 4:37 am |

    “If you think you understand cleaning, you don’t understand cleaning.”

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:52 am |

    Aaargh! Things just got real! Gimme back my dirt!

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:54 am |

    If reality comes in 6 pieces there’s still the chance to assemble it to suit yourself.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |

    Reality, my eye!

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:00 am |

    ♪ ♫
    I clean along a thin life darling
    Dark smudges follow me
    Here’s where life’s dream lies disinfected
    The return of reality. ♪ ♫

  17. DECMATH | 5:48 am |

    (6pcs? Ack!) For use when you need to supplement brain bleach with elbow grease.

  18. The Dude | 5:48 am |

    Yea, back to the kitchen Cosette.

  19. coffeebot | 7:45 am |

    Gets you existentially clean!

  20. Kioku | 10:08 am |

    Being a messy grad student having a sparkling clean apartment is sething that would only happen in fantasy.

  21. Vulcan64 | 11:14 am |

    [ ͡ə ͜ʖ ͡e]

  22. RT | 2:52 pm |

    Eye don’t get it

  23. Marum | 10:38 am |

    Eye, eye, Cap’n

  24. Marum | 10:40 am |

    The Cleaning King, polished off 12 concubines in one night.

  25. Marum | 10:42 am |

    ♫Clean, clean, wherever you may be,
    For I am the Lord of the clean said he♪

  26. Tom P | 2:04 pm |

    The Betty Ford Clinic is pleased to announce that the Cleaning King corporation will take over operations effective immediately.

  27. Marum | 9:02 am |

    ♫God clean the King.
    God clean the King.
    Send him infectuous,
    Crappy and verminous,
    Lo-ong to cough over us,
    God clean the King!

  28. zankhana | 2:17 pm |

    For the grime of the century!

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