Brown tag sale!

The ‘Clothes Your Grandmother Wouldn’t Wear’ store.

SALE: 50% off on Channel No. 1 & Channel No. 2

The clothes come in only one color: Brown.

If it were “Poohing”, I would say “Oh bother”

She’s just a human peeing

The place is a dump.

NOTE: We are not sorry for the incontinence

Please wash your hands after shopping here.

Those clothes look like sh…

Says it all

Must be the bag

@webmaster: “Pants half off” gets my vote. Hilarious!

Oh, I was looking for a floating crap game.

From Pooing Yooing, North Korea.

Hmm…I think it’s a knockoff, the tag in this blouse says poopoo Chanel.

We fit all sizes. Ask us about our Extra Long.

Take a look at our line of toiletries.

Mr. Hanky’s brothel.

It is actually meant to read POO Inc.

Which is a respected firm of Korean Proctologists.

All our staff is half-assed.

Depends! Buy your Depends here!

There appears to be a 2 over 1 % surcharge on these products.
To which I say: CRAP!

It may well be oriental, but we would advise not to TOUCH.

Do you have any for guys with a turtle type?

Try red, brown and white together for the hemorrhoid look.

Pants may be half off, but skirts are going up!

I drove there in my Audi TT.

Clothes made with 100% quality toilet paper

I came for the Brown Tag Sale

They don’t get much business. Everyone poo-poos their store.

That is a problem when it is urgent, and you only get your pants half off.