Go deep…

posted on 4 Oct 2015 in Drinks

the-hard

Photo courtesy of Crystal Holii.
Found in Tokyo. 

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  1. Mineko Unabara | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 33  Subtract rating 0  

    “The Creamy, The Hard and The Deep” sounds like an R-rated film.

  2. coffeebot | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    I’ll take the racist one.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    Once you go black you never go soft.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The one … The two … The three!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Some of my best friends are hard.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Do they vibrate?

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Woffee!

  8. alexmagnus | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Cappuccino, the soft. Don’t mix up!

  9. algernon | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 2  

    Cream pies anyone

  10. algernon | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    Stud!

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    – Creamy, hard and deep, please.
    – I’m coming!

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Core-hee(japanese pronounciation), of course is hars core.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I like my women the way I like my coffee- starting with a W.

  14. jjhitt | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 1  

    Decaf — The Flacid.

  15. Ben | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @coffeebot: It’s only racist if that can is longer than the other two.

  16. jjhitt | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Cafe Mocha — The Throbbing

  17. jjhitt | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Cafe Kosher — The Trim

  18. jjhitt | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Cafe Americano — something or other, the can is too small to read.

  19. timmy | 9:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 4  

    They also have coffees named after my girlfriends, the Rude, the Fat, and the Ugly.

  20. Big Fat Cat | 11:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    After drinking the deep, I got black out and woke up with a creamy taste.

  21. Auntie | 1:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hard” now means simply black coffee? What a trio!
    BigFatCat, Japanese do not pronounce coffee as “kore-hee”. It’s “koh-hee”.
    However, is reverse blundering through interpretations of Japanese the opposite of Engrish? What would it be called? Hsirgne? Japagrish?Jagrish?Enganese?

  22. DrLex | 2:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re not in the right order.

  23. RT | 3:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    i’ll take 12 inche-I mean, a grande

  24. Marum | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll drink to that.

  25. sirpaulfan | 12:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Rejected spaghetti western titles.

  26. PeeBee | 12:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I want to be alone. So I’ll just have a fappacino.

  27. tadchem | 6:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who can swallow those?

  28. Brian | 7:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The Creamy, The Hard and The Deep. Soundtrack by Ennio Morricone.

  29. Wax Frog | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Espresstuco: [shouting] Hey, Café! You know what you are? Just a creamy Black the Ha…

  30. Albert | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @peebee LOL! Fappachino : The young gentleman choice!

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