I will personally see you are spanked.

In the cubicles, in the change rooms. I like to watch

My cameras are a steal for the young guys

Every steal get a spank. You grafitti? Get a spank. Enjoy your spank life.

Big Brother is watching you. And your butt.

The overweight, smokers and poorly groomed thieves need not apply.
Must be at least 18 years old to steal.

I really don’t want a Pepsi that badly.

I suspect you mostly watch young gays

The premise is also monitored by visceral surveillance using x-ray. Enter at your own risk.

Gals are prohibited?

Also call construction worker sailor, cowboy, biker, and native American.

The dream job of every member of N.A.M.B.L.A.

Watch young guys, they steal your heart.

How do you stay awake all day? It can’t be Pepsi, must be coke.

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you brake
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you

The Police

All the young dudes (I want to see you!)
Stealing the news (I can see you!)
Boogaloo dudes (And I want to see you! All of you!)
Stealing the news.

— apologies to Mott The Hopple

Be careful not to drop the soap.

The NGRA approved this sign.

NGRA = http://www.ngra.com/

The “Cougars” of OZ agree with this.
They will instantly try to steal any well endowed young bloke, and they don’t give a stuff about doing it in front of a camera.

Au contraire, they would regard any filmed conquests as a badge of honour.

Says the guy from the Schmitts gay commercial.

Didn’t realise the ghost of Jimmy Savile worked for Pepsi

Sincerely, cougar security officer who’s facing increasing pressure from her parents to get married and have children

I haven’t slept for 10 years.

Well, at least Jared has a place to work once he gets out.