I will personally see you are spanked.

posted on 28 Oct 2015 in Signs

i-watch-young-guys

I see every hot, sweaty, young thief.

Photo courtesy of Carly Fraser.

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  1. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 1  

    In the cubicles, in the change rooms. I like to watch

  2. algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    My cameras are a steal for the young guys

  3. coffeebot | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Every steal get a spank. You grafitti? Get a spank. Enjoy your spank life.

  4. jjhitt | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 1  

    Big Brother is watching you. And your butt.

  5. jjhitt | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    The overweight, smokers and poorly groomed thieves need not apply.
    Must be at least 18 years old to steal.

  6. jjhitt | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    I really don’t want a Pepsi that badly.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 9  

    I suspect you mostly watch young gays

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The premise is also monitored by visceral surveillance using x-ray. Enter at your own risk.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Gals are prohibited?

  10. DrLex | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 31  Subtract rating 1  

    Also call construction worker sailor, cowboy, biker, and native American.

  11. Frank Burns | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The dream job of every member of N.A.M.B.L.A.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Watch young guys, they steal your heart.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    How do you stay awake all day? It can’t be Pepsi, must be coke.

  14. J-Luke | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    Every breath you take
    Every move you make
    Every bond you brake
    Every step you take
    I’ll be watching you

    The Police

  15. jjhitt | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    All the young dudes (I want to see you!)
    Stealing the news (I can see you!)
    Boogaloo dudes (And I want to see you! All of you!)
    Stealing the news.

    — apologies to Mott The Hopple

  16. Marum | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 2  

    Be careful not to drop the soap.

  17. Marum | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    The NGRA approved this sign.

    NGRA = http://www.ngra.com/

  18. Marum | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 3  

    The “Cougars” of OZ agree with this.
    They will instantly try to steal any well endowed young bloke, and they don’t give a stuff about doing it in front of a camera.

    Au contraire, they would regard any filmed conquests as a badge of honour.

  19. The Dude | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Says the guy from the Schmitts gay commercial.

  20. Mark | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Didn’t realise the ghost of Jimmy Savile worked for Pepsi

  21. RT | 3:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Sincerely, cougar security officer who’s facing increasing pressure from her parents to get married and have children

  22. sirpaulfan | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I haven’t slept for 10 years.

  23. Ranz | 9:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, at least Jared has a place to work once he gets out.

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