Marco!

posted on 30 Oct 2015 in Signs

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That is not an approved hiding spot.

Photo courtesy of Dayna Wyckoff.
Sign found in Kyoto, Japan. 

33 captions

  1. Ben | 4:09 am |

    Apparently Zen is popular at Kiyomizu.

  2. algernon | 4:19 am |

    What a spot to hide from the flying saucer

  3. algernon | 4:20 am |

    No I’m walking down the path

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:31 am |

    What a spot to hide so you can be a sniper.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |

    Not any more. That’s an old sign.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |

    Why? Is my face red?

  7. Frank Burns | 4:41 am |

    “Where’s Waldo” never really caught on in Japan.

  8. timmy | 5:12 am |

    Wouldn’t you like to know giant fly swatter.

  9. iLock | 5:43 am |

    Halloween wig – are you hair?

  10. jjhitt | 6:17 am |

    You are on Path of Destruction.
    (Make your time.)

  11. jjhitt | 6:20 am |

    Turn left at the Giant Black Hole In The Sky At The Edge Of The World.

  12. jjhitt | 6:23 am |

    Quick! Hand me the Cleaning King.
    (The reality of my life has left the building.)

  13. coffeebot | 6:53 am |

    This is not h…is this here?

  14. PeeBee | 7:20 am |

    The two people on the path are watching you.

  15. Biff the Understudy | 9:13 am |

    Can you hear me now?

  16. Marum | 10:27 am |

    Did you say Marco Polio?

  17. Marum | 10:29 am |

    The way to damnation is wide and straight.
    The way to salvation is narrow and windy.

    What has that got to do with it? FIIK.

  18. Marum | 10:35 am |

    I looked up “Images of Kiyomizu hunt” and all I got was pictures of females.
    I fear the may have spelt “hunt’ incorrectly too.

  19. Classic Steve | 10:44 am |

    Shh, I’m hiding from the conjoined twins.

  20. Marum | 11:04 am |

    CHRIST!!! Did you have you put up a bloody great sign, and show everyone where I am hiding.

  21. Marum | 11:07 am |

    I know privacy is almost unknown in Japan, but having 2,000 people watching me making love, tends to put me off a tad.

  22. Auntie | 2:40 pm |

    Only three little English words and they STILL got it wrong. Beautifully wrong. Thank goodness for Engrish lovers.

  23. Filboid | 6:20 pm |

    Wish you are here!

  24. Filboid | 1:00 am |

    PORO!

  25. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:44 am |

    Do you remember where you put the traveler’s checks?

  26. Auntie | 2:21 pm |

    Appears to be a flying saucer nearby. Perhaps they are here, too.

  27. Marum | 8:54 am |

    @Fiboid Yu stap wantok?

  28. Marum | 4:23 pm |

    A Non Y Mouse.
    Did you mean “checks” or “cheques”?

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:16 am |

    – Are you here.
    – Yes? I am?

  30. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:47 am |

    Marum,
    It depends on where you put them.

  31. Kioku | 8:10 am |

    Turret: are you still there?

  32. Peter | 1:07 pm |

    Nope. I am there.

  33. sirpaulfan | 5:48 am |

    Is that a trick question?

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