Thou wouldst heed this:

posted on 20 Oct 2015 in Chinglish

sky

If wife broke use adapter.

Photo courtesy of Jay Penfold.
Label on bottom of 8 port switch.

31 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    Wife power source: nagging.

  2. DrLex | 4:03 am |

    To be or not to be this machine, that is the question.

  3. DrLex | 4:03 am |

    Connected wife to power source. Wife is now electrified, but is not dismantling. I want my money back.

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |

    I didn’t know our sky is actually a machine.

  5. jjhitt | 4:06 am |

    “And that’s why clouds look like that…”

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    “wife power source” and “insert mains lead” probably should not be put together…..

  7. jjhitt | 4:07 am |

    “please first wife” … if in Utah, please all of them.

  8. algernon | 4:16 am |

    One has an endless supply of wifes

  9. algernon | 4:17 am |

    Chinese wifes

  10. sirpaulfan | 4:21 am |

    She wears the pants in the family, anyway.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:46 am |

    warranty void if removed = divorce? and you lost your power.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 4:47 am |

    no need to dismantle by self, wife will dismantle you.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:09 am |

    If first wife power source was AC/DC that’s why she’s the ex.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:20 am |

    Ordinary drawing uses pencil lead but electrified drawing uses mains lead.

  15. Frank Burns | 5:21 am |

    My first wife drained a lot of power from me too.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:33 am |

    These cryptic directions could only have come from the sky. Possibly from the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

  17. timmy | 5:36 am |

    Instruction manual for Stepford wife.

  18. WorrierPrincess | 5:51 am |

    This is a recently-discovered extra verse to Purple Haze.

  19. coffeebot | 6:40 am |

    you see a blue wife and a red wife…cut the red wife…always cut the red wife

  20. J-Luke | 7:50 am |

    Looks almost like the instructions on how to operate the T-800 terminator…

  21. Marum | 9:02 am |

    As a double negative constitutes an affirmative, I can then use this machine?

  22. Marum | 9:06 am |

    I gave my wife a portable power source.

    The batteries for her vibrator, pleased her beyond words.

  23. Marum | 9:11 am |

    These are the instructions for the silicon, powered, lady doll. Insert mains lead into charger, and please yourself.

  24. WildaBeast | 12:53 pm |

    It’s a little known historical fact that Catherine of Aragon was the real source of power behind the throne of Henry the 8 Port Switch.

  25. Frank Burns | 1:20 pm |

    This vodka is too complicated. I’m going back to Grey Goose.

  26. Tom41 | 10:54 am |

    Sorry, you can’t be used since you’re not a machine…

  27. Marum | 11:11 am |

    My Asian lady had an endless power source. It went full power from the first to the fifth, and was still running after mine had gone flat.

  28. Mr. Wrong | 9:27 pm |

    Don’t ever make the mistake of wifing the power source. I know a guy who got some horrible burns, and it put quite a dent in his dating life.

  29. Myself | 1:59 pm |

    The ultimate plot for revenge against an unfaithful wife!

  30. Myself | 2:00 pm |

    “Not this machine please first wife power source”
    But if your wife is Florence Welch, she can be used as both a machine and a power source at the same time.

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