You’ve got to touch

posted on 18 Oct 2015 in Buildings

touch-oriental

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Photo courtesy of Dan Smith.

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  1. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful you don’t know where they’ve been

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Home of the Game Boy Touch

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    But don’t touch me there

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sure many people make trips to the Orient to “touch”.

  5. DrLex | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Blindfolds available at the entrance.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For the “Untouchable “.

  7. Droll not Troll | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Put words in correct order you must, or suffer you will.

  8. Droll not Troll | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    In this store you can get felt.
    Also silk and other textiles.

  9. jjhitt | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t like him. Got any others I can touch?

  10. Lora | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s just a touch Oriental, where they sell things like Not Fully Budda figurines, Just A Little Bit paper lanterns, and Waxing Crescent moon cakes.

  11. Long Tom | 2:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They should have added the subtitle” “Better than the Swedish Massage!”

  12. RT | 2:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    they said “pinch to zoom,” but i’m getting beat up for trying!

  13. Droll not Troll | 10:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @RT: LOL! I’m imagining women’s underwear with “pinch to zoom” printed on the rear. Some adult toy store will probably have them eventually.

  14. timmy | 12:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    today special: Vasectomies 30% off.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t touch screen, you don’t know where it’s been

  16. Silly Uncle Willy | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I touch oriental once. Get slap.

  17. The Dude | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Not suspicious at all, a guy on the lookout outside and a gigantic fridge blocking the door.

  18. Marum | 2:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Touch, lick, chew, munch!
    Doesn’t anyone f— anymore.

  19. Marum | 5:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lora. And “slightly” pregnant.

  20. Marum | 5:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @The Dude. It is not a fridge,. It is the latest model Dalek.

    “WE MUST EXTERMINATE”!

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