Condom Package

posted on 27 Nov 2015 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

retard-condoms

They’re reusable!

Photo courtesy of Christopher Melendy.
Pack of condoms found in hotel in Foshan, China.

40 captions

  1. algernon | 2:16 am |

    For the turgid amongst us

  2. algernon | 2:17 am |

    He sings as well

  3. iLock | 2:47 am |

    Thlough the file and frames

  4. iLock | 2:50 am |

    So if I put the condom on and pose like this the stork will bring me a baby?

  5. iLock | 2:51 am |

    Have I got the stork bird call right?

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:56 am |

    WARNING: Please do not take the product using with people who are not retarded and seem to be out of their clothes

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:56 am |

    Is he?

  8. Huu Yuu | 3:59 am |

    You must be this stupid to use these

  9. PeeBee | 4:10 am |

    If you use these then you’ve got it coming.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    They prevent the conception of retards? Oh, if only!

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    Methinks these excite man way too much.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    Either his condom is way too tight or he’s getting the world’s greatest BJ.

  13. DrLex | 5:18 am |

    Instructions for use:
    1. douse yourself with gasoline
    2. light a match
    We guarantee that you won’t have children.

  14. coffeebot | 5:47 am |

    you should see what their body builders look like

  15. Frank Burns | 6:04 am |

    When they invited me to a wiener roast, I didn’t expect this.

  16. Marum | 8:25 am |

    He put them on backwards.

  17. Marum | 10:59 am |

    They have 90 grit emery cloth on the inside.
    That’s why he is screaming.

  18. Mark | 12:05 pm |

    Chinese above says above ‘if you don’t wear one you a …’

  19. DrLex | 12:25 pm |

    That word is used in some languages to indicate a delayed effect of medication. No idea how that would apply to condoms though…

  20. Lora | 12:29 pm |

    Now that’s just wrong. They should be called mentally challenged condoms.

  21. Droll not Troll | 3:28 pm |

    Oh noes! The guy on the pack went full retard!

  22. Mr. Wrong | 7:40 pm |

    O Soromio!

  23. iLock | 9:09 pm |

    Open it then he springs out all of a sudden

  24. iLock | 9:11 pm |

    Open it then he springs out all of a sudden.
    The jokes on you retard.
    Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
    Have a nice sex.
    Yalai Corp.

  25. Long Tom | 9:28 pm |

    Is he a member of One Direction?

  26. Droll not Troll | 11:16 pm |

    @Long Tom: or One Erection? 😛

  27. iLock | 6:22 am |

    Sing when you’re #WINNING

  28. Marum | 3:56 pm |

    Q.: Why did the Irishman wear three condoms.

    A: To be sure. To be sure. To be sure.

  29. Light Code | 5:05 pm |

    John went with Suzie to the cinema and just as the film started he went full retard.

  30. Eegah | 8:28 pm |

    If the condom bursts into flames during use, you probably need more lube

  31. Peter | 5:34 pm |

    It just shows for whom and by whom it’s designed.

  32. EffEff | 1:18 am |

    Steroids cause brain damage.

  33. Jim_S | 4:54 pm |

    Laughed at this way more than I should have.

  34. Rebbecca | 5:26 pm |

    Using this condom while on fire makes you a retard!

  35. Brian | 5:35 pm |

    Labeled by someone who’s clearly jealous of climaxing bodybuilding opera singers.

  36. The Dude | 12:46 pm |

    Are these condoms pre-ripped?

  37. ruuku | 11:21 pm |

    slowly conceive with retard condoms

  38. chaoticbaboosh | 8:45 am |

    well , that’s abliest

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