Doutor World Coffee Beans

posted on 17 Nov 2015 in Bags/Packaging

Ease-Your-Bosoms

Photo courtesy of Richard Miller.
Found in Tokyo coffee shop back in 1990.
Awkward translation of “taking a load off your chest”.

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  1. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll go there tomorrow

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    A coffee that keeps abreast of things

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    If your bosoms are like blue mountains you rate a very special coffee blend.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    How’re they hangin’? Want some coffee?

  5. JimS | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Smiled with my all the enjoyment.

  6. timmy | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Have a seat and take a load off.

  7. timmy | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This place beats the hell out of Starbucks!

  8. Peter | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Allow me to offer my full and complete support.

  9. jjhitt | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it cold in here or are those coffee beans?

  10. jjhitt | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    40 G’s need a whole lot of easing.

  11. jjhitt | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have two cups please.

  12. jjhitt | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The best part of waking up is oppai in your cup.

  13. Ben | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 0  

    The Federal Trade Commission finally approved the merger of Starbucks and Hooters. They’re calling it Starbuxom.

  14. jjhitt | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ve replaced their regular coffee with Crystal’s Abundance. Let’s see if they notice!

  15. jjhitt | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Turns out just about any coffee slogan works…
    “What do you want most from coffee? That’s what you get most from Hills.”
    “Taste the Freshness.”
    “Smooth out your day, everyday.”
    “Your cup of inspiration.”
    “Fall in love with coffee all over again.”

  16. jjhitt | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “Mountain grown”

    Juan Valdez was no fool.

  17. Droll not Troll | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Our all the experience are belong to you.

  18. Huu Yuu | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Want milk in your coffee? Ease your bosoms………..

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: Letting your bosoms relax into the coffee cup may cause heartburn.

  20. Droll not Troll | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Every advertising campaign will have its knockers.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    Mmmm … Hot, black and soft!

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Just add … umm, extract milk

  23. PeeBee | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    When only the breast will do…

  24. Frank Burns | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Make it the Grand Teton Mountain Blend ant you really got something.

  25. Frank Burns | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Make it the Grand Teton Mountain Blend and you really got something.

  26. WorrierPrincess | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to the Blue Mountain Café and Brasserie.

  27. jjhitt | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Adds a new meaning to expresso.

  28. Steve | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s how connoisseurs say “calm your tits.”

  29. Marum | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    This coffee is so strong, it will blow your tits off.

  30. Marum | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I would imagine “mountain” blend, would be Dolly Parton’s favourite coffee.

  31. colin | 8:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    no comment needed

  32. Big Fat Cat | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Awkward translation of “taking a load off your chest”?

    That’s mammectomy!

  33. Lora | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Too many people make boobs out of themselves when they should just relax with some coffee.

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    – Mommy, why is your coffee always so white?

  35. Marum | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt: Ah yes. But what does it do for the meaning of “espresso”?

  36. Marum | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    @BFC Is that something like the sex change operation?

    The appendadicktome procceduere.

  37. Marum | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Edit: procedure

    For the tokpisin afficianados: Pinga bilong mi, em plai long keyboard antap, olosem simen Pato.

    (My fingers fly over the keyboard like cement ducks)

    At least, with all the grace, flair, and elan, of such a critter.

  38. Marum | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    The white pointers approve of this ad.

  39. Marum | 9:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    pro f—-n ceedure f–k it

  40. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    – Bosom up!

  41. Kioku | 11:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Is there slogan: Calm you t**s … with coffee!!

  42. Kioku | 11:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    *their

  43. RT | 4:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The 10aa version of this coffee says “raise your bosoms”

  44. Big Fat Cat | 9:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @marum: you drink too much coffee.

  45. sirpaulfan | 10:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If mammary serves, this coffee carefully selected people to nurse the beans into a beverage that didn’t suck.

  46. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “I had some Ds; they were mounds in my coffee – mounds in my coffee…”

  47. Peter | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Very strange coffee that has the supernatural ability to select itself

  48. PeeBee | 12:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Feeling droopy? Have some coffee!

  49. EffEff | 5:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    More than one bosom?

  50. Zankhana | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Arrest that Eased Bosom for vagrancy!!!!! – Hanging out in public with no visible means of support!

  51. EffEff | 11:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ease your virtual bosons. They are holding you together: every molecule, every atom, every nucleus, every particle.

  52. Brad | 9:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Calm your tits.

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