Feiyan Health Tea Instructions (for fatty)

posted on 6 Nov 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

chinese-tea

Photo courtesy of Greg Jenner.
Tea from China.

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  1. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    So does the tea make you lose fat or become a fatty

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 2  

    I think you need to put the fatty down

  3. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 2  

    Well, if Fatty McFatterson would just kick that constipation habit I think everything will come out all right in the end.

  4. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    Good morning algemon!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Engrish Break Fast Tea?

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 2  

    What – Feiyan Health Tea contains – tea?!

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    ingredient “towel gourd vegetable sponge” makes this sound like this is actually a cleaning supply product.

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The description of what it does makes me not want to drink this tea.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Chllecys tits sounds like something worth curing!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    What a crock of… er… heart lung function!

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re The One For Tea, Fatty

    – Morrissey

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    ♪ ♫ Hello fatter, hello mudder,
    how’s my precious little brudder ♪ ♫

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The towel it contains must be pretty fawlty, so I would prefer a tea shirt

  14. Frank Burns | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    “Don’t forget to bring a towel gourd!” -Towelie

  15. jjhitt | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    The fatter the fatty fatter, the fatty the fatter fatty and international discord.

  16. Lora | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This tea really should help me lose weight, because after reading this label I lost my appetite.

  17. PeeBee | 10:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    THE FATTY IS A DISEASE AND MUST BE ELIMINATED.

  18. timmy | 12:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Endorsed by Fatty Garbuckle.

  19. Tom P | 12:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you supposed to smoke all those ingredients in a big fatty?

  20. algernon | 3:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    @ A Non-Y Mouse | 4:05 am:

    And the top of the morning to you to!

  21. Big Fat Cat | 7:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Vegetable sponge – when Sponge Bob becomes vegan.

  22. sirpaulfan | 10:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    In other words, if you become a fatty, you will have chllesys tits. Unless they meant chllesystitis, which is a serious problem with your chllest.

  23. Filboid | 3:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Adipose, adipose non-metric dimensional fibrous construction material! Unable to access lavatorial appliances due to circumferential interference!

    Children can be so cruel. Cleaned that up to be more PC…

  24. Marum | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Well! The DH who sold Bai Lin Tea with similar claims has just been released from jail here in OZ.
    I never knew Peter Foster had operations in China.

  25. Marum | 10:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    POOL NOTICE
    Always keep a gourd on your towels, or the Phantom Towel Thief will steal them away.

  26. Marum | 10:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Qing Pi (Pericarpium Citri Reticulatae Viride)——Collected the immature fruits during the period of May to June when they fall from trees and dried in the sun, they are called Ge Qing Pi; collected the pericarp of the immature fruit during the period of July to August, cut it into four petals and dried in the sun, they are called Si Hua Qing Pi.

    Entschuldigung sie mir. The latin name sounded so great, I just had to look it up.

  27. Me | 1:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No minus effect (other than weight)? Think I stick w/ water, thanks.

  28. Kioku | 3:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Calling a customer the fatty is not how you grow brand trust.

  29. sirpaulfan | 11:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Kioku: They’re laughing with Fatty, not at Fatty.

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