Feiyan Health Tea Instructions (for fatty)

posted on 6 Nov 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions


Photo courtesy of Greg Jenner.
Tea from China.

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  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    So does the tea make you lose fat or become a fatty

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    I think you need to put the fatty down

  3. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:05 am |

    Well, if Fatty McFatterson would just kick that constipation habit I think everything will come out all right in the end.

  4. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:05 am |

    Good morning algemon!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    Engrish Break Fast Tea?

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |

    What – Feiyan Health Tea contains – tea?!

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:32 am |

    ingredient “towel gourd vegetable sponge” makes this sound like this is actually a cleaning supply product.

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:34 am |

    The description of what it does makes me not want to drink this tea.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |

    Chllecys tits sounds like something worth curing!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |

    What a crock of… er… heart lung function!

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:52 am |

    You’re The One For Tea, Fatty

    – Morrissey

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:58 am |

    ♪ ♫ Hello fatter, hello mudder,
    how’s my precious little brudder ♪ ♫

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:50 am |

    The towel it contains must be pretty fawlty, so I would prefer a tea shirt

  14. Frank Burns | 5:51 am |

    “Don’t forget to bring a towel gourd!” -Towelie

  15. jjhitt | 6:58 am |

    The fatter the fatty fatter, the fatty the fatter fatty and international discord.

  16. Lora | 8:53 am |

    This tea really should help me lose weight, because after reading this label I lost my appetite.

  17. PeeBee | 10:27 am |


  18. timmy | 12:14 pm |

    Endorsed by Fatty Garbuckle.

  19. Tom P | 12:48 pm |

    Are you supposed to smoke all those ingredients in a big fatty?

  20. algernon | 3:49 pm |

    @ A Non-Y Mouse | 4:05 am:

    And the top of the morning to you to!

  21. Big Fat Cat | 7:15 pm |

    Vegetable sponge – when Sponge Bob becomes vegan.

  22. sirpaulfan | 10:31 pm |

    In other words, if you become a fatty, you will have chllesys tits. Unless they meant chllesystitis, which is a serious problem with your chllest.

  23. Filboid | 3:41 am |

    Adipose, adipose non-metric dimensional fibrous construction material! Unable to access lavatorial appliances due to circumferential interference!

    Children can be so cruel. Cleaned that up to be more PC…

  24. Marum | 10:09 am |

    Well! The DH who sold Bai Lin Tea with similar claims has just been released from jail here in OZ.
    I never knew Peter Foster had operations in China.

  25. Marum | 10:14 am |

    Always keep a gourd on your towels, or the Phantom Towel Thief will steal them away.

  26. Marum | 10:20 am |

    Qing Pi (Pericarpium Citri Reticulatae Viride)——Collected the immature fruits during the period of May to June when they fall from trees and dried in the sun, they are called Ge Qing Pi; collected the pericarp of the immature fruit during the period of July to August, cut it into four petals and dried in the sun, they are called Si Hua Qing Pi.

    Entschuldigung sie mir. The latin name sounded so great, I just had to look it up.

  27. Me | 1:04 pm |

    No minus effect (other than weight)? Think I stick w/ water, thanks.

  28. Kioku | 3:32 pm |

    Calling a customer the fatty is not how you grow brand trust.

  29. sirpaulfan | 11:59 pm |

    @Kioku: They’re laughing with Fatty, not at Fatty.

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