Gonna need a bigger needle

posted on 23 Nov 2015 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

sewing-kit

Mom, sew my shoes again!

Photo courtesy of Jacques Swanepoel.

27 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |

    * Needles not included

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    For putting your macrame together

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Or sewing shoes together

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    Big thread for mending really big holes.

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |

    Proper sewing kit made by opposite company Yang Ya

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    Needless to caption

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    I always use a sewing machine for my shoes

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    Oh, it’s for sewing lace!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    No need to sew on buttons any more.

  10. timmy | 4:48 am |

    You shall Reebok what you sew….

  11. timmy | 4:49 am |

    I see Andre the giant tore his leotard again.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:47 am |

    Oh, darn it!

  13. J-Luke | 7:47 am |

    This is misleading; let’s sew them!

  14. Big Fat Cat | 8:29 am |

    Must be used for Made In Boys.

  15. Marum | 9:37 am |

    You will need a Dar Ning noodle

  16. Marum | 10:16 am |

    Could also be used for a Kni Ting noodle.

  17. Marum | 10:18 am |

    Your Hokkien Noodles sir. They came disguised as a Sue Wing kit.

  18. Kioku | 11:54 am |

    Sew your shoes shut over your feat and never have to tie them again!!!

  19. iLock | 11:55 am |

    Sew what?

  20. Kioku | 11:55 am |

    Alternative caption- Sewing: super easy mode!

  21. iLock | 11:56 am |

    If you sew, does that make you a sewer?

  22. iLock | 11:57 am |

    You won’t win the laces with those shoeraces.

  23. alexmagnus | 1:15 pm |

    From the producers of the now-famous manicure sets (not really – that was Lu Yi, here it is Ying Yi – but maybe the two are more than just namesakes).

  24. RT | 1:31 pm |

    A macgyver inc product

  25. Marum | 10:30 am |

    @iLock
    Many years ago the Brissie Courier Mail, ran a jobs ad for a “female sewer”. I have no idea what the outcome was, but it did get a mention on Media Watch.

  26. Marum | 2:02 pm |

    @DnT. That is an interesting thought.

    Lace doiles tatted out of 2 inch rope.

  27. Marum | 2:02 pm |

    doilies

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