It can be nothing else.

posted on 16 Nov 2015 in Vending Machines

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Let’s thirst.

Photo courtesy of George Maroudis.
Found in Japan. 

31 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Gee I’m glad I thought we’d lost it

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    But not that one I guess. It might serve blubbery muffins or fatty tea

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    You are buying at here

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Please use this one vending machine

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Oh … I thought it was THAT one

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    But where is it?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Insert coins in it you will.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    A vending machine is this one
    It stands here in the hall
    You put your money in the slot
    And out comes sweet f**k all.

  9. jjhitt | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Coke. Or no Coke. There is no Pepsi.

  10. DrLex | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    These are not the drinks you’re looking for.

  11. iLock | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT & DrLex: The images of the bottle and could almost be silhouettes of C-3PO and R2-D2

  12. iLock | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Vending machine is at there.

  13. iLock | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    “A little more to the right… Warmer…. Warmerer… Cold!”
    “Oh damn..”
    “No you got it! The drinks are cold”

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The machine is actually downstairs in a locked abandoned toilet with a sign on the inner side of the door that says ‘THIS IS NOT HERE’

  15. sirpaulfan | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait, you forgot to pan back so we could see the rest of the universe in the picture.

  16. Frank Burns | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    What the Oracle said was true!

  17. WorrierPrincess | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Ceci n’est pas une vending machine.

  18. Droll not Troll | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @iLock: That’s not a could, it’s a can. 😛

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Episode IV: A New Coke.

  20. Chris | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    There can be only one.

  21. Marum | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The definitive: THE VENDING MACHINE.

  22. Marum | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    1ST COMMANDMENT:

    I AM THY VENDING MACHINE, AND THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER VENDING MACHINE THAN ME!

  23. Classic Steve | 8:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    You found the vending machine! A winner is you!

  24. Auntie | 2:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This is not the vending machine you are looking for.

  25. Filboid | 6:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like a Coke bottle…it must be this real thing.

  26. iLock | 7:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll not Troll: Hahahaha, I just saw that. I actually had typed
    can first, finished my sentence, then went back and deleted it… maybe
    mistakenly thinking can and could next to each other looked wrong.
    I also spelled your name wrong (abbreviated) but I’ve seen others
    do it, so thought you’d be ok with it – I wasn’t the first one 😉
    ….This is Engrish.com after all! =)

  27. iLock | 7:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll not Troll: Forgot the question mark.
    …so thought you’d be ok with it?

  28. Kioku | 11:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I, a soda shall drink.

  29. EffEff | 6:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The vending machine is disguised as a 6’8″, 350-pound, construction worker.

  30. GRosa | 3:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s the One that I want, hu hu hu…

  31. Eggrish | 5:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A customer is me.

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