This Engrish has no traction.

posted on 2 Nov 2015 in Tattoos

your-a-liar

And your no English major.

Photo courtesy of T.S.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    If your tattoo your Engrish

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    So your not a big wheel

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    You must be tyred as well.

  4. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    So if your a cheater your a liar and a thief your a tire as well

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    The tattooist was too tyred to worry about spelling.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    With the right a-tire you’re bad tattoo wouldn’t show.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    A theif is someone who staels.

  8. timmy | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    And if your a theif your going to the deivl.

  9. timmy | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Word’es of wisdom.

  10. Ben | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    I before E except after the wrong homophone.

  11. DrLex | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess the tattooist had a severe car accident recently

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    If you are a LIzARd, you are a Cheetah.

  13. J-Luke | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Thay sea me rowlin’
    There haytin’

  14. Lora | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Halloween may be over, but this spelling of this tattoo is one of the spookiest things I’ve ever seen.

  15. brob | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Somehow I doubt this is from anywhere in the Far East. It has a Near South ring to it

  16. DECMATH | 1:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Be careful how you ask for a “don’t tread on me” tattoo.

  17. Marum | 1:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re what?

  18. Marum | 1:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    He comes from a band of southern gypsies.
    They steal tyres for Colonel Sanders.

  19. Marum | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Wheally?

  20. Marum | 3:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    But! You have to take off your attyre to get this tattoo.

  21. Filboid | 4:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Lair, lair!
    Tier’s on fier!

  22. Tom P | 4:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re Engrish is impeccable, Mr. tattoo arteist

  23. Filboid | 4:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe the Michelin factory souvenir store isn’t the best place to get a tattoo.

  24. RT | 5:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I really would like a permanent tattoo; what can 1 dollar get me?

  25. Droll not Troll | 7:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    @Ben: Good one!
    I’m glad I knew that a homophone isn’t a device for contacting gay friends. 😉

  26. Droll not Troll | 8:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    @brob: I had the same thought, except that the tattooed one seems a bit pale in the neck area for a native of the Near South.

  27. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe he just tired of her.

  28. Huu Yuu | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I think wheel laugh at this tattoo.

  29. Peter | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Good greif, your a grammar and spelling loser

  30. Marum | 4:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    The difference between a wif and a tyre:

    No matter how many years you’ve had a tyre, it will still go down on you.

  31. sirpaulfan | 10:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re grammar is impeckable.

  32. Marum | 1:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I see the engrish.
    I before e except after c. Therefore it should read “chief”.

  33. sirpaulfan | 11:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can’t decipher this. Two tire.

  34. Def | 9:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Great ink, braaa

  35. GRosa | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    People got tyred of his Engrish tattoos…

  36. scottdhoople | 11:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m tired of this tread.

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