Too Orangy for Porn

posted on 8 Nov 2015 in Chinglish, Clothing

orangy-porn

Got carrots?

Photo courtesy of Cynthia Deng.
“Too Orangy for Porn” hoodie spotted in Hong Kong.

33 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Maybe red and throbbing might help

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Just be careful with that foot Eugene.

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:16 am |

    carrot on carrot action

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:16 am |

    or orange on orange action, which is very juicy stuff.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |

    Who wants to watch John Boehner doing it anyway? 😮

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |

    She’s forgotten rule 34.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |

    Try lemonparty.org then.

  8. J-Luke | 5:14 am |

    Next time go easy on the spray tan then…

  9. WorrierPrincess | 5:24 am |

    But perfect for Willie Wonka’s factory!

  10. timmy | 5:26 am |

    I don’t blame you, I wouldn’t want to have sex with Carrot Top either.

  11. Droll not Troll | 6:26 am |

    Oh, I dunno. Some people might like to see your pith.

  12. Silly Uncle Willy | 7:49 am |

    Too orangy, huh? Must be Tang.

  13. iLock | 9:36 am |

    @DnT: Too lemony for parties.

  14. iLock | 9:39 am |

    Orange you glad I didn’t see your banana then?

  15. Lora | 12:52 pm |

    Maybe it’s a reference to an old and rather racially offensive ad for an orange drink called Kia – Ora : “It’s too orangy for crows!” Find it on YouTube. 🙂

  16. Marum | 1:19 pm |

    This. Is obviously foot-fetishism.

  17. Marum | 1:23 pm |

    Hmm. Depending on the feet, it could be real dirty.

  18. RT | 3:47 pm |

    set your tanning timer a bit too long eh?

  19. Filboid | 3:58 pm |

    Whew! For a moment I thought her belt said ‘engorge’. Woah! That’s almost an anagram of orange – is there a meme going here?

  20. Marum | 5:32 pm |

    too ORANGEY for {PORN: WTF!

  21. Marum | 5:34 pm |

    @ S U W. Poontang eh? 😀

  22. Marum | 5:37 pm |

    @Algernon
    Q. Girls! What is red, hot, and throbbing, and goes between your legs.

    A, A Honda motorbike.

  23. Marum | 5:38 pm |

    BTW. That is not a foot. It is only 11.78″. 🙄

  24. Chiaki | 6:04 pm |

    …probably taken from the comment section of a full-colour Jersey Shore doujinsi

  25. Droll not Troll | 9:33 pm |

    What you need for porn is a low-hanging banana.

  26. Droll not Troll | 9:44 pm |

    @Lora: You’re right! I remember Kia-Ora; not that slogan, though.

  27. Lollerskate | 6:22 pm |

    This ain’t Jersey Shore (literally).

  28. EffEff | 12:31 am |

    Orangey = orange-like?
    Orangy = orangutan-like?

  29. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:55 am |

    There goes Boehner’s next career move.

  30. DECMATH | 7:44 am |

    Too orangey, or not fruity enough?

  31. sirpaulfan | 11:41 pm |

    You mean too ugly for porn? If so, that’s pretty sad.

  32. Mr Lister | 11:30 am |

    So what DOES her belt say? Energie? Enorgie? Engagie?

  33. Diddims | 11:29 am |

    This is obviously about Trump. And the thought of him in porn…! *cringe*

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