Trust me: it’s better with the mask…

posted on 28 Nov 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

HorninessSleepingMask

Photo courtesy of Susan Wong.
Made in Korea, but found in California grocery store.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Isn’t that the purpose of a masquerade.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Now you see it, now you feel it

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Sleep carefully

  4. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 2  

    Comes with a bonus pack of retards

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    A mask with only one eye hole, no doubt.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: Keep the horny out of your children

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    For a morning wooden face mask

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Sleeping mask useful for when you don’t want to see your partner when you are horniness

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    IMPORTANT: Please always wake up the Sleeping Mask before use

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Made with cream of sum yung gai.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a misspell of holiness

  12. Droll not Troll | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    For when the world is hard on your skin.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They have Jim Carrey as their spokesperson.

  14. Marum | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    At least it is not a fancy dressed ball.

  15. Marum | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 2  

    The sleeping mask works for both ugly women and ugly men.

  16. Marum | 9:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    So! This is a knighthood then?

  17. Marum | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    Blindfolded sex is like tropical storms.
    You never know how many inches you are going to get, or how long it will last.
    But you assume it will be hot, wet, and tempestuous.

  18. PeeBee | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Me So Sleepy!

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    My horny deer friends!

    I am un, happily to return the sleeping mask to your company because It unmasks all the time and sleepy. It is not satisfied!

    Not welcome to come again,

    Costumer

  20. Marum | 2:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    This might be the thing I need. My spark has been suffering from retards lately.

  21. Marum | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    My eyes must be failing. I initially thought it was a glass full of Horniness elixir.

  22. Filboid | 8:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think sleeping will mask my horniness…

  23. Peter | 5:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Quite obviously it was not designed for the face.

  24. Salome | 11:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I find that turning the lights off has the same effect.

  25. EffEff | 1:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this an Utwig invention?

  26. Dude From Germany | 5:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    As oral sex is very popular these days, a chastity belt just isn’t enough.

  27. chaoticbaboosh | 8:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i guess you use it on your feet ?

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