Trust me: it’s better with the mask…

posted on 28 Nov 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

HorninessSleepingMask

Photo courtesy of Susan Wong.
Made in Korea, but found in California grocery store.

27 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Isn’t that the purpose of a masquerade.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    Now you see it, now you feel it

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |

    CAUTION: Sleep carefully

  4. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Comes with a bonus pack of retards

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    A mask with only one eye hole, no doubt.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |

    WARNING: Keep the horny out of your children

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:17 am |

    For a morning wooden face mask

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:21 am |

    Sleeping mask useful for when you don’t want to see your partner when you are horniness

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:55 am |

    IMPORTANT: Please always wake up the Sleeping Mask before use

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:05 am |

    Made with cream of sum yung gai.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 6:29 am |

    It’s a misspell of holiness

  12. Droll not Troll | 6:31 am |

    For when the world is hard on your skin.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 6:31 am |

    They have Jim Carrey as their spokesperson.

  14. Marum | 8:41 am |

    At least it is not a fancy dressed ball.

  15. Marum | 8:41 am |

    The sleeping mask works for both ugly women and ugly men.

  16. Marum | 9:16 am |

    So! This is a knighthood then?

  17. Marum | 9:20 am |

    Blindfolded sex is like tropical storms.
    You never know how many inches you are going to get, or how long it will last.
    But you assume it will be hot, wet, and tempestuous.

  18. PeeBee | 9:35 am |

    Me So Sleepy!

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:00 pm |

    My horny deer friends!

    I am un, happily to return the sleeping mask to your company because It unmasks all the time and sleepy. It is not satisfied!

    Not welcome to come again,

    Costumer

  20. Marum | 2:43 pm |

    This might be the thing I need. My spark has been suffering from retards lately.

  21. Marum | 3:51 pm |

    My eyes must be failing. I initially thought it was a glass full of Horniness elixir.

  22. Filboid | 8:32 pm |

    I don’t think sleeping will mask my horniness…

  23. Peter | 5:35 pm |

    Quite obviously it was not designed for the face.

  24. Salome | 11:49 pm |

    I find that turning the lights off has the same effect.

  25. EffEff | 1:15 am |

    Is this an Utwig invention?

  26. Dude From Germany | 5:56 pm |

    As oral sex is very popular these days, a chastity belt just isn’t enough.

  27. chaoticbaboosh | 8:48 am |

    i guess you use it on your feet ?

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