Doesn’t have to be West Virginia

posted on 21 Dec 2015 in Chinglish

take-me-go-home

Sunshine on my shoulder… just no

Photo courtesy of Steve Holt.
Album from Taiwan.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Oops! I did you come again

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Take Me, Go Home. Sounds like a love song

  3. Filboid | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ooops! Left out the comma. ‘Take me, go home” …and don’t let the door hit you in your conplete bag of ass!

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Poems, Prayers, and Promises that a bootleg

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Don’t talk just pee

  6. Filboid | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Huu Yuu great timing, could’ve sworn it was blank when I logged in…

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Not sure where the country road is in the town of John Denver in China.

  8. Filboid | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Just one country road?? I’d have thought they sell them to us.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s Take Me!

  10. algernon | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Where I born or left

  11. algernon | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    But will I come back

  12. J-Luke | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Go home John, you’re drunk.

  13. SF | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you sure it’s from Taiwan? Would have said Okinawa …

  14. Big Fat Cat | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    When did John become a priest?

  15. Big Fat Cat | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Huu Yuu “Not sure where the country road is in the town of John Denver in China.”

    BrokeBack Mountain, famous for its Szechuan hot sauce

  16. jjhitt | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ To place where I be long. ♫

  17. jjhitt | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Poems, Prayers and Flying Lessons

  18. Frank Burns | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    OK. Just want to know who is buying John Denver ALBUMS in Taiwan???!

  19. Marum | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    That New Age Religion that Johnny Denver was part of, had him booked on the first passenger flight to the moon.

    I feel that any religion whose express aim is to hurl Johnny Denver into the cosmos, is intrinsically appealing. 👿

  20. Marum | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @FB. Thatbloke from Singapore – Leek on You.

  21. Marum | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Q: What happens get when you play a Country and Western record backwards.

    A: Your dog comes back to life, your wife returns, and the Finance Company gives you your f—ing truck back.

  22. timmy | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Including the smash hit “Rocky mountain get me high.”

  23. Classic Steve | 8:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The album equivalent of “Steal This Book”?

  24. Marum | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @FB
    It is a little known fact, that Lee Kwan You was born in Denver. His parents were there on a work assignment, when out he popped.

    During his early years, he used to clean up after Denver’s concerts. Thus he grew up with a love of western music, which, in his later years, he used to sing at karaoke nights at his local pub in Singapore. His favourite song was; Thank God I’m an Asian Boy. (When the sun comes up I’ve got Popiah on the griddle)

    So. Despite his political posturing to the contrary, he has a deep love of the USA and the western music scene there. He just found it difficult to get the rhythm correct on the Saron Barung.

  25. Marum | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @Filboid. One always has to send the ladies home before the sun comes up. Otherwise, you well may find that they have made you breakfast, and want to stay.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Go home, I don’t know where you’ve been

    – John Denver, Taiwan

  27. Big Fat Cat | 2:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    FYI, John Denver is the president of Taiwan Chinese Music Association.

  28. EffEff | 5:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “Poems, Prayers, and Promises, Promises” by John Denver and Dionne Warwick (IIRC both heavily into New Age stuff)

  29. Droll not Troll | 5:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I need to go. Where’s the john?

  30. Droll not Troll | 6:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @J-Luke: Too soon? or too late?

  31. Nonsuch Ned | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Just FYI, JD is not all that unpopular in the East… Particularly “Country Roads.” For evidence, watch The Studio Ghibli film “Whisper of the Heart” There are at least 4 versions of the song performed in the movie.

  32. MrBill | 3:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You fill up my sense of smell!

  33. Michael Evans | 3:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sunshine on my country load makes my happy!

  34. EffEff | 9:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll: If you can’t find John Denver, you can always use Elton John. Just remember to call him Sir.

  35. sirpaulfan | 12:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @EffEff: Never understood why Elton John isn’t Sir Reginald. Or why McCartney isn’t Sir James. At least Sir Michael Jagger uses his real name. But I’m picayune.

    We had this album when I was a kid. My mom thought that in Poems, Prayers & Promises “my old lady” was a little old lady that John Denver took everywhere he went, and that “smoke a pipe or two” referred to tobacco.

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